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This is the transcript page for A Tale of Two Dragons, complete with full dialogues and actions.


(The alarm horn sounds)

FishlegsScreaming Death attack! Come on girl, we got to go! Come on, Meatlug, wake up!

TuffnutWhat's that horn for? Please tell me it's breakfast.

Ruffnut: It's for the Screaming Death!

Tuffnut: Whoo! That's way better!


AstridSnotlout! What are you doing?!

Snotlout: I'm sorry, did I scare your girly little dragon?

Astrid: Get out of my way, I have to get to the Great Hall.

Snotlout: No, you don't. I have to get to the Great Hall. You have to get to the armory!

Astrid: Hiccup assigned my to the Great Hall yesterday. You heard him.

Snotlout: Tell you what, whoever gets there first, me, gets to guard it.

Astrid: Fine by me.

(Snotlout throws Fish at Astrid)

Astrid: Augh! Snotlout!

Snotlout: Haha, Astrid, I thought you liked cod.

Astrid: Ugh!

(Stormfly starts chasing Hookfang)

Snotlout: Oh no.

(Stormfly and Hookfang crash into each other and crash into the great hall)

Hiccup: Oh, great. I can see my fathers face already.

(Scene goes to Stoick speaking to the teens)

Stoick: When you told me you'd be running the screaming death attack drill. I assumed you wouldn't actually try to destroy the entire village.

Fishlegs: Uh technically chief, it was just the great hall. I'll let you take it from here.

Hiccup: Dad, this was supposed to be a practice drill, but it just got out of hand. I'm sorry.

Gobber: Uh, sorry doesn't unburn Silent Sven's chest hair.

Stoick: No it certainly does not. Which brings me, to your punishment.

(Scene goes to the Teens standing by Mildew's old Cabbage Patch)

Astrid: Ugh, Mildew's cabbage field.

Fishlegs: [Fishlegs Sniffs an old cabbage] Oh wow! This is revolting!

Ruffnut: Actually, its not that bad.

Tuffnut: Yeah! Don't judge till you try it. Mmm.. [gags]

Hiccup: Ok gang!

Tuffnut: I'm fine.

Hiccup: My dad wants this field cleared and ready for planting by the end of the weak. Astrid, Snotlout, you two break down and clear out the big Boulders on the far end while-

Snotlout: Actually, that sound more like a man's job.

Astrid: Hmm, your right. Better give me Fishlegs instead.

Snotlout: Huh? Astrid what do you see when you look over here.

Astrid: Is that a serious question?

Snotlout: You see five thousand pounds of boulder crushing splendor.

Astrid:Just make sure you don't slow me down, boulder boy.

Hiccup: *sighs*

Tuffnut: Hey why do Barf and Belch get to have all the fun? Everyone's always telling us to use our heads.

Ruffnut: I was just thinking the exact same thing.

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