(Scene shows Hiccup and Astrid tagging Nadders with yellow paint)
Hiccup: Hey, these Nadders get tagged yellow. That's how we know they belong in Sorrow Island.
Astrid: Like this? You're free to join in! Anytime.
Hiccup: Okay. How about now?
Astrid: Alright, I have to admit. That shield is pretty cool.
Hiccup: Why, thank you. I quite like it too. I'm gonna check on the twins. They're supposed to be marking the Crescent Island dragons.
Astrid: I'm sure that's going really well.
(Scene goes to Ruff and Tuff trying to tag gronckles)
Tuffnut: Haha, cool! I've always wondered what you'll look like purple.
Ruffnut: You know, you could at least say you're sorry.
Tuffnut: You're right, I could. Okay, I'm sorry, that your head got in the way.
Ruffnut: Heard that.
(Ruffnut throws paint into Tuffnut's face. They soon start throwing paint into each other's faces)
(The twins throw paint at Hiccup, which he manages to dodge it)
Hiccup: You're supposed to be tagging the dragons. Not each other.
Tuffnut: You know, if you think it through, Hiccup, this is pretty much your fault.
Hiccup: How did you figure that?
Ruffnut: Uh, hello? You armed us with paint. Where did you think that was gonna go? [To Tuffnut] And we're the stupid ones.
Tuffnut: How many of these do we have to do, anyway?
Hiccup: As many as we can. The more dragons we tag on each island, the better we can keep track on where they belong and where they may migrate to.
Ruffnut: Wow! That was... uh...
Tuffnut:: What's the opposite of fascinating?
Astrid: Hiccup? Isn't it supposed to be one dragon color per island?
Hiccup: Yeah, why?
Astrid: I see two colors down there. Have we been using the wrong one?
Hiccup: I don't think so.
Tuffnut: Don't look at us. If we had green paint, you know where it would be.
Hiccup: Well I better ask Fishlegs. This was his idea.
Astrrd: You're gonna fly all the way back to Berk?
Hiccup: No, I don't have to.
Ruffnut: What's he talking about?
Tuffnut: He must have some of that magic paper we've been talking about.
Ruffnut: He always gets the good stuff.
Hiccup: It's not magic paper. Fishlegs and I have been working on something new. We call it "airmail".
Tuffnut: Stupid name
Astrid: Do you really think that Terrible Terror's gonna fly all the way to Berk?
Hiccup: Yep, and right to the academy. Terrors are specially territorial, so it's a natural instinct to return where they were released.
Astrid: And how will we know if he made it?
Hiccup: When Fishlegs and Snotlout meet us at Dragon Island.
Astrid: Please. If that happens, I'll kiss Snotlout on the lips.
(Scene goes to Snotlout and fishlegs waiting on dragon island)
Hiccup: W-Well look who it is. Fishlegs and Snotlout! Both right here on Dragon Island.
[Snotlout wakes up and looks over at Hiccup and Astrid]
Hiccup: Astrid was just talking about you.
Snotlout: Hmhm, of course she was.
[Hiccup looks over and makes a kissing noises at Astrid]
Astrid: Say it, and it will be the last words you ever say.
Fishlegs: Hiccup, I got your message. I knew Air Mail would work. So, uh whats the emergency.
Hiccup: We've been seeing dragons painted green on crescent island.
Snotlout: That's your emergency? I was in the middle of something very important.
Fishlegs: You were sound asleep.
Snotlout: Beauty Rest, do you think this [points to face] just happened.
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