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Hiccup (v.o.)
Everybody has lost something they thought they couldn't live without. Sometimes to find it again you have to be willing to do anything. Even look fear right in the eye. Just make sure you don't blink.
Stoick
Where is he? He's been late before, but never this late.
Gobber
Are you sure Trader Johann even has it?
Stoick
I'm sure! I heard from Jorgensen, who heard from Stevenson the Shepard who told that Toldstad the Fisherman who said he saw Johann put it on his boat himself.
Gobber
Well, it doesn't get anymore sure than that.
Hiccup
You know, it might help if I actually knew what we are looking for.
Stoick
We're looking for Johann. That's all you need to know.
Gobber
Not to worry, old friend. It'll arrive safely and in good time.
Hiccup
Come on, bud. You and me are going on a little field trip.
Hiccup
Okey dokey. We'll start in the west islands and work our way back.
Astrid
Back from where?
Hiccup
Ah, jus-just a quick spin around the island.
Astrid
Uh-huh. Quick spin, huh? With enough food to feed Snotlout's whole family?
Snotlout
Did I hear my name? Oooh! Do I see a salmon?
Hiccup
Uh... Alright. Look. If you must know...
Astrid
And we must...
Snotlout
Hmmm, hmmm.
Hiccup
I'm going to do something for my father. Okay. Okay. Trader Johann is bringing something for him, something important and he should have been here by now.
Snotlout
You're not eating this fish, are you? Because it's delicious! Hey!
Astrid
When do we leave?
Hiccup
I need to go alone. If we all disappear, my dad will get suspicious.
Snotlout
Go alone? You without us? Ha, ha! Like you could handle anything if we weren't there to bail you-- ugh... Help! Out...
Hiccup
Alright, fine... You two can come, but that's it. Don't even tell the others. Heed my warning. I am serious.
Tuffnut
Hey, Hiccup, Snotlout told us there'll be salmon. And I love lox.
Hiccup
I'm pretty sure I said "Don't tell the others".
Snotlout
And I'm pretty sure I didn't listen to you.
Fishlegs
Hiccup, aren't you always saying it's better when we work as a team?
Hiccup
Ah... Next time I say that, just slap me in the face.
Ruffnut
I'll do it right now.
Tuffnut
She will. And she slaps like a guy. It's awesome! Watch! Yeah...
Astrid
Hey! Look!
Tuffnut
I can't see anything through the tears.
Hiccup
Is that... Johann?
Snotlout
I thought he had a bigger boat than that.
Hiccup
Come on, gang. Let's check that out!
Trader Johann
The fog... The fog...
Hiccup
Johann, where is your ship?
Trader Johann
No idea. All I know is, one minute, I was sailing in a perfectly calm sea, the wind at my back, and the next thing I know, my entire ship is pulled out from under me and I'm shark bait.
Hiccup
I don't understand.
Trader Johann
I do. I was three days late and trying to make up time and I got too close!
Fishlegs
Too close to what?
Trader Johann
Too close to... Breakneck Bog!
Teens
Breakneck Bog...
Fishlegs
Many a ship has sailed into its waters, few have returned.
Astrid
My grandfather has told me it's pirates.
Snotlout
That's ridiculous! Everyone knows it's haunted by a Fog Monster.
Fishlegs
Fog Monster?!
Tuffnut
Legend says the Fog Monster makes this really creepy moan. Then he surrounds you and scrapes the skin off your bones!
Fishlegs
AAH!
Tuffnut
And then he scrapes the bones off of... whatever is under those.
Ruffnut
And then it drops the bones from the sky.
Trader Johann
Yes, yes it's true! What he says. It-- it... surrounded me!
Snotlout
See? Fog Monster! Pirates... ha-ha... stupid grandfather.
Hiccup
Johann, we have to find your ship. There's something on it for my father.
Trader Johann
Yes, yes, yes, there was, but it wasn't for your father. It was for you.
Hiccup
For me? From who?
Trader Johann
He didn't tell you? It was from your mother.
Hiccup
My mother?
Astrid
That's impossible.
Hiccup
What is it?
Trader Johann
I have no idea, lad. I just know it's in a chest with the Berk crest on it.
Hiccup
I have to find it. Take us back there. You- you show us where you were when you lost your ship.
Trader Johann
NO! NOOOOOO! I won't! You can't make me! I have a knife in my boot!--- I don't have a knife in my boot... But no more fog, please.
Hiccup
Alright, just tell me how I can find Breakneck Bog.
Trader Johann
Head due East. There's a group of islands in the shape of a man's hand. Breakneck Bog is the thumb.
Hiccup
Snotlout, you and the twins take him back to Berk.
Snotlout
Back to Berk? With this clown and those clowns?
Hiccup
Would you look at him? You don't have any choice. And if anything happens, you'll be glad you have them with you.
Tuffnut
Hehehehehe.
Fishlegs
Question: What are the rest of us doing?
Hiccup
We're going to Breakneck Bog.
Fishlegs
What if I gave you something from my mother? Or I could give you my mother! You know you love her crab cakes!
Astrid
The fooooog... the foooooooooog...
Fishlegs
AH! Tears, Astrid? Is that what want to see?
Hiccup
Look! There it is.
Fishlegs
Breakneck Bog.
Tuffnut
Still waiting on that salmon.
Snotlout
This job is lame. And so are you. Stop crying!
Hiccup
I don't get it. We flew all around the island. No boat.
Astrid
Not even the remains of a boat.
Fishlegs
You know who would take a boat? A Fog Monster!
Hiccup
Settle down, bud.
Fishlegs
It's okay, Meatlug. It's okay.
Astrid
What was that?
Hiccup
Only one way to find out.
Fishlegs
Wait a minute! You don't go towards the weird scary sound!
Astrid
Yeah, we do. We always do.
Fishlegs
I hate that about us. Agh... Bones... That's just perfect.
Astrid
Ah... Wow! Trader Johann's ship!
Hiccup
Wow! He really got off course.
Fishlegs
Fog Monster.
Astrid
Stormfly!
Fishlegs
They're afraid. And they're dragons. So we should ask ourselves: What are we doing?
Hiccup
That boat's not gonna hold them. We have to jump down and send the dragons below.
Fishlegs
Great. That's just perfect.
Hiccup
Toothless, ground.
Fishlegs
Stay where you can hear Daddy!
Hiccup
Okay, so let's just find this thing and get out of here. We're looking for a chest with the Berk crest on it.
Fishlegs
Huh?! Care to explain that?
Astrid
Below deck!
Hiccup
Ah, it's just a little... bone-shower. And it passed.
Fishlegs
Bone-shower... So I'm the only one who thinks that's weird?
Astrid
Um...
Hiccup
Okay... It's a little weird.
Fishlegs
So is that.
Hiccup
Okay, let's just start looking for the chest and quickly. That really doesn't sound like friendly scraping.
Fishlegs
AAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHH!
Hiccup
Fishlegs, I found it!
Fishlegs
Oh, oh, thank Thor! There was a hand, no skin, all scraped off.
Astrid
It's coming after us!
Hiccup
Hide! In there!
Hiccup
Nobody... breathe.
Fishlegs
I just want you to know, I love you guys.
Hiccup, Astrid, Fishlegs
AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Tuffnut
Hey, guys! Need a haaaaaaaand?
Astrid
UGH!

[Astrid smacks him repeatedly with a skeleton arm.]

Tuffnut
YEOUCH! OW! AUGH! Ruffnut! Do! Something! YOUCH! OW! AUGH!
Hiccup
Alright, alright. Break it up, you guys.
Tuffnut
Ouch! Ow-ow! YEOUCH! Uuuuuuugh...
Hiccup
So let me get this straight: This was all you. The bones, the scraping?
Snotlout
That's right. And this was all you: "Ooh! Ah! Eek!"
Fishlegs
Actually, most of that was me.
Hiccup
Oh, gods... Why-why would you do that? What were you thinking?!
Snotlout
That I was gonna make you pay for sticking me with Trader Johann.
Hiccup
Where is he?
Snotlout
Don't worry about him. He's fine.
Astrid
Just so you know, I'm not going to forget this. And what's with that stupid necklace?
Snotlout
You likey? Yeah. Just a little something I found on deck. I can grab one for you if you want.

[Johann's boat begins to rock back and forth, then suddenly falls out of the tree, and crashes to the ground.]

Hiccup
Ahh! Falling! Everybody okay? RUUUUUUN!
Snotlout
Just so you know, this fog, not us.
Hiccup
Okay, I'll admit. Starting to come around on the "Fog Monster" theory.
Teens
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Fishlegs
Hi.
Ruffnut
We're alive! Right? Ow!
Astrid
Can we please just get out of here?
Hiccup
Wait! The chest! I- It- It's gone! I just had it.
Tuffnut
Oh, too bad, so sad. See you back on Berk!
Fishlegs
Meatlug! Oh I missed you, Meatlug. Don't worry, Daddy's taking you home.
Hiccup
You guys go. I have to find that chest.
Snotlout
Do what you gotta do. See you when we see you.
Astrid
Hold on, you guys. That chest is from his mom.
Tuffnut
Yeah. Touching story. Gotta go!
Astrid
Put yourself in his shoes.
Snotlout
Shoe.
Astrid
What if it was your mother?

[The other teens stop, think about it, then we see them back at the ship.]

Snotlout
I hate you. [To Hiccup] And this does not mean we're really friends.
Hiccup
Thank you, guys. I mean it. Now let's go find that Fog Monster.
Astrid
There it is!
Hiccup
Is it just me or does fog not move like this at all?
Snotlout
There's two of them!
Hiccup
Astrid!
Astrid
On it!
Hiccup
We lost it.
Astrid
So did we.
Tuffnut
It didn't lose us.
Hiccup
Settle down, bud.
Ruffnut
What are they doing?
Tuffnut
They're leaving us.
Snotlout
I knew Hookfang never liked me.
Hiccup
They're not going anywhere. Look!
Astrid
They're dragons!
Snotlout
Yeah, angry ones.
Hiccup
Well, look on the bright side, Fishlegs. No Fog Monster.
Fishlegs
I feel so much better now
Ruffnut
What are those things?
Tuffnut
They're like smokey dragon-pirates without the eye-patches.
Fishlegs
Smothering Smokebreath dragons. What?
Snotlout
You knew about these things?
Fishlegs
Well I've read about them. I didn't believe they actually existed.
Astrid
So you went with "Fog Monster" instead?!
Hiccup
Guys! Can we please talk about this later? What else did the book say?
Fishlegs
They hide themselves in a veil of smoke, they're very territorial and, uh... I forget the third thing.
Hiccup
There's too many of them! Let's fall back!
Tuffnut
Um... Fall back where?
Hiccup
Give us a fire line!
Tuffnut
Don't have to ask us twice.
Fishlegs
What are we doing? Why are we still here?
Hiccup
I can't leave here without that chest.
Snotlout
You don't even know if they have it!
Hiccup
I have a pretty good idea. Let's get a closer look.
Hiccup
Fishlegs? Anything more you'd like to share?
Fishlegs
Unfortunately yes. That third thing: The Smothering Smokebreaths build their nest out of metallic objects.
Tuffnut
That doesn't sound too cozy. Or does it?
Fishlegs
It's not supposed to be. They do it to defend against attacks by bigger Dragons.
Hiccup
I wish I could see in there.
Tuffnut
Yeah, you do. Hehehehehe.
Hiccup
Where did you get that?
Tuffnut
Duh. From the ship. Or whatever that was in the tree.
Hiccup
They're melding them all together. The chest! It's in there! We've get to get them away from that pile of loot.
Astrid
Maybe we can lure them away.
Hiccup
With what?
Snotlout
Shiny. Haha... What?
Snotlout
Here, dragons! Got something for you. Over here. Come get it. I'm gonna make Hiccup eat that chest!
Hiccup
Quickly, quickly! Those things will be done with Snotlout any second now.
Snotlout
Aah... Nice dragons. Aaah! Uh! Watch it! Not there! Hey!
Fishlegs
Uhm guys! They're coming!
Astrid
Hiccup! Look out!
Hiccup
Toothless!
Snotlout
Hiccup! Don't leave me! Aah!
Hiccup
Great... Plasma blast!
Snotlout
Oh, yeah!
Hiccup
Snotlout, would you leave the necklace?
Snotlout
No! It's my shiny!
Hiccup
Well, it's you or your shiny.
Snotlout
Hookfang! HOOK-- urgh!
Astrid
Anything you have that's metal, throw it at them!
Snotlout
We did it!
Astrid
Hiccup!
Hiccup
Uh-oh... WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Fishlegs
You will NOT haunt my dreams! Because I'll never sleep again...
Stoick
Alright, Alright. That's it. A little to the left!
Gobber
We're going to have to clear the forest to fix that boat.
Stoick
We're glad you're safe, Johann. Is there anything else we can do for you?
Trader Johann
Yeeeees! Just give me five minutes alone with the three who dropped me back in the ocean!
Stoick
Go ahead, open it!
Hiccup
I remember this.
Stoick
Aye. You should. Your mother made that for you, when you were just a baby. Scared you half to death. You didn't sleep for a week.
Hiccup
What? I was afraid of dragons?
Stoick
Oh, terrified! One day, we were out fishing and you threw that thing into the sea.
Hiccup
How did you find it?
Stoick
Well, it showed up in a fishing net. Trader Johann got it in trade and contacted me.
Hiccup
I was so little when Mom... You know... I was starting to get afraid that I'd forget her. But now... I love it.
Stoick
Oh, Hiccup... It would make your mother very, very happy to finally hear that.
Hiccup (v.o.)
Most pepole are afraid of things because they don't understand them. For me, it was dragons. Then one day, that changed and my greatest fear became my best friend.


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