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Defiant One (transcript)
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Hiccup (v.o.)
The life of a Viking can be difficult, harsh, and stormy. Nobody could make it through alone. Eventually you're going to have to rely on someone. Unfortunately we do not always get to pick that someone.
Snotlout
This is so lame! Why are we even out here?
Hiccup
Because this is our first dragon search and rescue mission.
Snotlout
I see a lot of searching but not much rescuing! Do you even know where we are?
Hiccup
My dad said the fishing boat was last seen heading South.
Snotlout
You don't know what you're talking about. There's nothing down there! I say we go North!
Astrid
And if Hiccup said to go North?
Snotlout
Are you trying to mess with my mind? Because nothing gets in here, nothing!
Astrid
What does our map say, Fishlegs?
Fishlegs
Kind of tough to read from this angle.
Snotlout
You know what, Hiccup? I'm done listening to you! I said North, and North is where I'm going...Hey! You work for me!
Ruffnut
Are we just going to let him go?
Tuffnut
Works for me.
Astrid
Ahem.
Hiccup
Ugh. I'm going, I'm going. Lead the others back. We'll get him. Come on bud. Wow, look at the size of that waterspout. That waterspout is way too dangerous!
Snotlout
That's why I'm flying around it. Duh!
Hiccup
YOU'RE CUTTING TOO CLOSE! LOOK OUT!
Snotlout
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! AAH! HELP ME! HELP ME, HICCUP! AAHH!
Hiccup
We're coming!
Snotlout
Whooooa!
Hiccup
TOOTHLESS, GET US OUT OF HERE! Oh, no! SNOTLOUT, HANG ON!
Stoick
Push, Gobber!
Gobber
I'm pushing, Stoick.
Stoick
Well, it certainly doesn't feel like it. Push harder!
Gobber
Oh, there they are.
Stoick
I'm glad you're back. The boat has returned.
Tuffnut
Could've told us that before we left.
Stoick
Excuse me?
Tuffnut
Um, nothing, Chief. That was her.
Ruffnut
Hey!
Stoick
Where's Hiccup?
Astrid
He had to double back to get Snotlout.
Tuffnut
Heh. I said leave him... Uh, her again! I don't know what her deal is.
Gobber
Nothing to worry about, Stoick. You know how hard it is to get him off that dragon.
Hiccup
Toothless? Where are you? Snotlout? Toothless! Are you okay? Ah. Come on, talk to me, bud. Oh, thank Thor. That wasn't our best landing was it, was it? Great. Your tail is gone, and the connecting rod is a mess! What are we supposed to do now?
Snotlout
You can start by getting me out of this stupid tree!
Hiccup
Well, that looked like it hurt. You sure? Can you talk?
Snotlout
Go... suck... rocks.
Hiccup
Hey, he's back! Lucky us. Hey, where's Hookfang?
Snotlout
Hookfang! Hookfang, where are you? Hookfang, you get over here right now! Hookfang! Hookie? Fangster?
Hiccup
I don't think he's here, Snotlout.
Snotlout
Obviously! Pig-headed dragon.
Hiccup
Don't worry. We'll find him. Now all we have to do is figure out how to get out of here. Okay, that should work. This might be a little tougher. DOW! OW!
Snotlout
There is nothing to eat in here, Hiccup! What kind of search and rescue mission is this?
Hiccup
Uh, instead of complaining, why don't you try to help me?
Snotlout
I am trying to help you! I'm trying to teach you about survival. You don't leave home without proper supplies, and on top of that list is food!
Hiccup
Food. Like the food in your hand?
Snotlout
You mean this day old biscuit? Its even got a little spot of mold right-- Hey!
Hiccup
We've got bigger problems than a biscuit!
Snotlout
He ate my biscuit! What kind of dragon takes a man's biscuit? You know, his bad manners are a reflection on you! Give me that. You're doing it all wrong. You need to put some muscle into it. Oops, I forgot, you can't! Hahaha!
Hiccup
No, no, no. Be careful with that, or it might--
Snotlout
You wanted two of 'em, right?
Hiccup
Nope! That was our only hope of getting home.
Snotlout
It's not my fault your dragon has half a tail. Just get another rod.
Hiccup
Don't you understand? We have no idea where we are! Shhh!
Outcast
You hear that?
Savage
Over there.
Snotlout
What do you see?
Hiccup
Would you be quiet? For all we know, we could be on a hostile island.
Snotlout
Don't be such a baby. How hostile can it be?
Outcast
Those are wild dragon tracks alright.
Savage
Good. I feel like killing.
Hiccup
Is that hostile enough for you?
Savage
Nothing over there!
Outcast
Nothin' there.
Hiccup
I know where we are now.
Savage
Come on, this way!
Outcast
Right behind ya.
Hiccup
That was Savage. Snotlout, we're on Outcast Island. Outcast Island? I can't believe this! We've really got to fix this connecting rod and get out of here, or we are dead men. Snotlout, I'm not so sure you should be eating those berries.
Snotlout
Well, I'm not sure you should be telling me what to eat, especially after you took my biscuit! Hey, back off. These are mine!
Hiccup
Those berries could be poisonous.
Snotlout
Hey, we're on Outcast Island. We're going into battle. We need our strength, a concept you know nothing about.
Hiccup
Battle the Outcasts? Really? Just the two of us?
Snotlout
Abtholutely
Hiccup
Wha-What did you just say?
Snotlout
I thaid, Abtholutely. As in, of courths.
Hiccup
Oh, for the love of-- I told you not to eat those berries!
Snotlout
Why? Whath wrong? Oh, no, I'm hideouth!
Hiccup
Give me my satchel. I may have something that can help with your tongue.
Snotlout
Thatchel?
Hiccup
No, no, nooooo. Do not tell me you just left it there. If someone finds that "thatchel", we're done! It's got the Berk crest on it!
Snotlout
Relax. We're thafe. Trust me, no oneth gonna find it.
Savage
Oh, Alvin needs to see this.
Stoick
Well, they've been gone for days. I thought you said they were right behind you!
Astrid
They probably set down to wait out the storm.
Fishlegs
I see something!
Astrid
It's Hookfang!
Fishlegs
If Hookfang is here, where's Snotlout?
Astrid
And where are Hiccup and Toothless?
Stoick
Get your dragons ready; we're heading out!
Alvin
I like this one. He's got the right spirit. Will I never get these dragons to do what I want?!
Outcast
What you need is that book.
Alvin
No, what we need is Stoick's boy.
Savage
Alvin!
Alvin
The Berk crest. Ho-ho, is it my birthday?
Outcast
Uh, I didn't get him anything. What does he like?
Alvin
Stop gossiping, and bring me the owner of this bag!
Outcast
Do you want him alive?
Alvin
Why not? For now.
Hiccup
Wait, wait, there it is. We just need to wait until the blacksmith leaves, and then I can sneak in there and make a new rod.
Snotlout
How long do I hab to leab my tongue in here? Its dithgusting! I saw Toothleth spit in it.
Hiccup
He did, indeed! But, but, uh, Night Fury saliva has incredible healing properties.
Snotlout
Ugh, it tastes like yak pies.
Gobber
Waaaah, Whoa! Ahaha, easy there! Whoo, dragon! Good thing I packed my iron skivvies. That's it, dragon. Follow your master's scent.
Astrid
It's Snotlout. How hard can that be!
Tuffnut
Are we there yet?
Stoick
NO!
Ruffnut
I have to got to the bathroom!
Stoick
You should have gone before we left.
Tuffnut
That's what your helmet's for.
Gobber
Hang on. I think the dragon's got a sniff!
Hiccup
Come on, hurry! We don't know how long the blacksmith is going to be gone.
Snotlout
Betty Boda bought a bit of bitter butter, "And", said she, "This butter's bitter." If I bought a bit of bitter butter, it would---
Hiccup
What... are... you... doing?
Snotlout
Enjoying my tongue again.
Hiccup
Well, I'm glad someone is.
Snotlout
Hookfang! Whoa! Not Hookfang.
Hiccup
It's a wild Monstrous Nightmare! Toothless, stop!
Outcast
There they are, the Berk intruders!
Hiccup
Run! Circle back around, bud!
Outcasts
There they go, that way!
Hiccup
Good, there gone. Alright, we'll just wait here until Toothless comes back, then head to the blacksmith shop.
Snotlout
No way! I'm not going anywhere near that place. You almost got us caught!
Hiccup
I almost got--? The only reason the Outcasts know where here is because you lost the satchel with the Berk crest on it!
Snotlout
Well, who brought the satchel with the Berk crest on it to Outcast Island?
Hiccup
Well, I had no idea we were going to Outcast Island!
Snotlout
So you're not prepared, and I get blamed? Hmm.
Hiccup
Fine. If you don't like my ideas, please, please let me hear one of yours. Precisely as I suspected! There you go. Good job, bud! At least someone is pulling their weight around here.
Snotlout
Oh, you are so smug!
Hiccup
ME?!
Snotlout
"Hiccup's so smart! Hiccup's so brave! He killed the Red Death! He trained the dragons! He's got the metal leg!"
Hiccup
Metal leg?! That's what's bothering you? That's where you're going? Metal leg?!
Snotlout
No! It's everything the leg is attached to!
Hiccup
Okay. Well, deal with it, Snotlout. Because, right now, I am literally all you've got!
Snotlout
Oh, you think I need you? I DON'T need you!
Hiccup
Well, I don't need you! Go! It's him, right?
Fishlegs
You guys need to see this.
Astrid
Okay, Stormfly, tail flip! It's Toothless' tail.
Fishlegs
Oh, no, Toothless lost his tail. If Toothless doesn't have a tail, he can't fly. If he can't fly, they can't fly. If they can't fly--
Stoick
Enough! Those boys are probably stranded at sea. We fly close to the water.
Ruffnut
Good, because I really need to rinse out my helmet.
Hiccup
Back there, bud. Stay hidden.
Savage
And what are we making, Hiccup?
Hiccup
A gift for... Alvin! To thank him for his hospitality. Oh, boy.
Savage
You can thank him in person. Grab him!
Snotlout
You're not the only one who can come up with a good idea, Hiccup. Ha, ha! Snotlout, Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi...
Snotlout
Good thing he wasn't here to see that.
Snotlout
Toothless? Wherever you are, Hiccup, I still don't need you! Hiccup! Hiccup? Oh, I get it. Hiccup needs my help!
Snotlout
Hiccup! Hiccup. Stupid dragon, he's not even here. Hmm, this looks familiar. AAAH!
Snotlout
You know what, Toothless? We make pretty good team. I might not give you back... kidding. Now, let's get 'em, Toothless!
Savage
Stoick wouldn't have sent you here alone. Where's the rest of your party?
Hiccup
Oh, no. No, no. It's me, just me. Taking a little vacation, you know. I heard Outcast Island is beautiful this time of year.
Savage
Oh, Alvin will get it out of you. In fact, he'll enjoy it, but trust me, you won't. Move!
Alvin
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me!
Outcast
I'm confused. Is it your birthday or not?
Alvin
As far as you're concerned, everyday's me birthday. Now, prepare the dragons. Their Trainer has arrived!
Outcast
Run!
Snotlout
Toothless, now!
Savage
Back the other way!
Hiccup
Toothless!
Alvin
Grrr... as usual, I can rely on no one but myself.
Snotlout
Hiccup!
Hiccup
Ah, good to see you, too! Thank you, bud. Snotlout!
Snotlout
You better run! Ha, ha, ha!
Alvin
Need some help?
Alvin
Shoot him down! Fire! How does that ninety pound boy repeatedly defeat an entire army of bloodthirsty savages?
Savage
Would, uh, you like me to answer that?
Alvin
I know the answer! He'll be back, if I have to bring him here myself, he'll be back.
Hiccup
Whoo-hooo! Do you realize what we just did?
Snotlout
We totally kicked butt, duh!
Hiccup
Yeah, and we kicked butt together! Look, Snotlout, I'm--
Snotlout
Hungry, right?
Hiccup
Yeah, exactly.
Snotlout
Me too!
Fishlegs
Hey, what's that?
Snotlout
It's Hiccup!
Tuffnut
And he picked up a baby seal!
Fishlegs
Snotlout!
Stoick
Son, you're safe!
Gobber
We never had a doubt.
Snotlout
Hello? Other half of the team. Hookfang! I'm still mad at you!
Hiccup (v.o.)
Sometimes the last person you want to rely on is the one you end up being stuck with, and being stuck with Snotlout was no picnic. But who knew how much I could rely on him?


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