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Written below is a transcript of the Dragons: Riders of Berk television show episode "Dragon Flower".

Transcript

Hiccup (v.o.)
Berk is a small island in the middle of nowhere. So when we get a taste of something new...
Bucket
Trader Johann is here. Trader Johann!
Hiccup (v.o.)
We tend to go a little overboard. Unfortunately, new isn't always good.
Trader Johann
Ah, Berk, my favorite of all the islands I travel to.
Bucket
Where have you been this time, Trader Johann?
Trader Johann
Oh, Bucket, the things I've seen, the people I've met! I'd need a week to regale you, but alas, we have limited time to conduct our business together. Whatever it is you're looking for I can assure you you'll find it here!
Snotlout
It's all mine. I call dibs on everything.
Trader Johann
I've got food of all sorts, spices, exotic animals...
Tuffnut
Is that moving? Does that one move? Whoa!
Trader Johann (o.s.)
Works of art, jewelry, not to mention, knowledge.
Fishlegs
Trader Johann, is this your only book on botany?
Trader Johann
Yes, Mr. Fishlegs. Why it was given to me by the author himself.
Fishlegs
Would you take this necklace? It's made from baby dragons' teeth.
Trader Johann
Fair enough Mr. Fishlegs.
Snotlout
Oooh, I'm even better looking than I thought.
Astrid
You okay there, Gobber?
Gobber
I'm better than okay, I'm in heaven!
Trader Johann
Oh, that's pure squid ink, Hiccup. Wrestled from the colossal squid of the Northern waters.
Hiccup
Well, how about this spyglass? You know, I made it myself.
Trader Johann
I know. You've given me five just like it. Unfortunately, I've only got the two eyes. What else have you got?
Hiccup
What do you think of this winch? Eh? It will help you pull up your gangplank.
Trader Johann
A welcome tool for a working man's ailing shoulder. Consider it done.
Hiccup
Wow. Another sword. Just what we need.
Stoick
If you must know, it's not for me. I'm heading off to my yearly meeting with the Chief of the Shivering Shores. The last man who showed up without a gift left without a head.
Stoick
Johann! What will you take in trade?
Trader Johann
Stoick! It is but your good graces I desire when my amble ship passes through Berk.
Stoick
You'll always be welcome on our shores.
Stoick
I'll be back in five days. What am I saying? I'll be back in two, thanks to Thornado.
Hiccup
Oh, you finally named him? Thornado, huh?
Stoick
That's right. Because he has the power of Thor and the ferocity of a tornado! And besides, it's the only thing he'll answer to! Turns out he can be quite stubborn!
Hiccup
Can't imagine where he gets that from.
Stoick
Up, Thornado.
Trader Johann
Ah, men riding dragons. What a magnificent sight.
Mildew (o.s.)
Johann!
Trader Johann
Mildew!
Mildew
Did you bring what I want?
Trader Johann
Always straight to the point. I like that!
Trader Johann
I assume you've brought my cabbage?
Mildew
Take these to my house.
Trader Johann
Now, now, now little fella, that's not for you. Away.
Trader Johann
Ow! Feisty little one, isn't he?
Hiccup
Ow!
Trader Johann
Safe distance, please!
Hiccup
Toothless, no! Sorry, Johann. He's just being protective.
Hiccup
Ah, it's gone.
Trader Johann
Oh, sorry, lad. That was my last one. But rest assured, I'll find that colossal squid and wrestle you another bottle.
Hiccup
Oh, Toothless.
Tuffnut
Wow. How does that look?
Ruffnut
Beautiful.
Hiccup
You got them just for the Academy?
Tuffnut
Yeah, we got them from Trader Johann. We had to give him our great-grandfather's skull. We got to keep his clavicle.
Hiccup
Wow! You know, it's about time you guys started taking some pride in this place.
Tuffnut
Duck!
Hiccup
What?
Snotlout
That was AWESOME! I wanna take a shot! Fire!
Snotlout
Ahh!
Hiccup
Oh, that's strange.
Snotlout
Hey! Could you have your dragon cover his mouth when he sneezes?
Hiccup
I'm sorry, but that's never happened before.
Astrid
Look at those flowers! They're beautiful.
Astrid
Whoa! Hey! What are you doing?!
Hiccup
It's not me! Uh, okay, Toothless. WHHHOOOOOAAAA!
Hiccup
Whew! Toothless, are you okay, bud? Toothless? Maybe he's got a cold or something. Do dragons get colds?
Astrid
Whoa, look at that.
Astrid
Well, whatever it is, looks like he's got it, too.
Gobber
This will fix him right up.
Hiccup
What is that?
Gobber
It's best not to ask. And whatever you do, don't touch it.
Gobber
Well, that's ruined. I'll never get that yak to vomit again.
Astrid
Hiccup! You gotta see this.
Snotlout
Easy, easy! Whooaaa!
Fishlegs
Help her, Hiccup! She's sick! Whoa! And I'm about to be!
Hiccup
It's spreading to all the dragons. How do we stop this?
Gobber
Gothi! She'll know what to do!
Astrid
I've heard Gothi could tell you when you're gonna die, just by looking at your fingernails.
Gobber
Ah, that's just an old wives tale. She looks at your tongue.
Gobber
She says they're reacting to something, like they're allergic.
Hiccup
Allergic? To what?
Gobber
To a moose wearing boots. Shouldn't be hard to find.
Gobber
Didn't think that was right.
Gobber
Ah, they're allergic to something new that's just come to the island. But that still looks like a moose.
Astrid
Well, there are a lot of new things on the island. Trader Johann was just here.
Gobber
She says to get rid of everything, immediately. Otherwise it's just going to get worse. The dragons are going to get sicker.
Hiccup
I know this is hard, guys, but I promise you, you're doing a good thing. You're helping the dragons.
Astrid
It's the least we can do for them!
Snotlout
Goodbye, beautiful.
Ruffnut
What are you doing?! Throw it in!
Fishlegs
I'm sorry! But this botany book is a real page-turner! I gotta know how it ends! No, Ruffnut!
Hiccup
I don't see you throwing anything in the pile, and I thought I saw you buy something from Trader Johann.
Astrid
He did. He bought silk!
Hiccup
Hand it over, Gobber.
Gobber
Can't do that, Hiccup. It's, uh, currently in use. It's my skivvies. They're glorious!
Gobber
Fine.
Hiccup
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
Hiccup
Hey! How 'bout we go out flying? Maybe that'll make you feel better.
Astrid
Poor girl. Can't get comfortable, huh? I know what'll help! I'll--
Astrid
It's okay, Stormfly. I'm a soldier. I've been shot at before.
Fishlegs
Once upon a time, there was a little princess named Meatlug, the most beautiful dragon in all of the land! People would come from miles around--
Fishlegs
No, no, it's okay, girl. It's not that bad. Smells just like rose petals and--
Fishlegs
We got rid of everything from Trader Johann, but out dragons still aren't getting better, they're getting worse!
Hiccup
Let's-- let's make a list. Maybe there's somebody who bought something from Trader Johann but hasn't thrown it into the pit.
Astrid
Yeah... There must have been somebody who didn't want to give up what they bought.
Snotlout
If I find out who was holding back, I am gonna be so mad! Hookfang was so sick, I was up all night scraping dragon barf off our walls!
Tuffnut
Yeah? Well, ours is dead!
Tuffnut
Just kidding. But, he's really not that fun anymore.
Ruffnut
He just sits there. He won't blow anything up!
Stoick
Hiccup! Put this in the Book of Dragons! Never fly on a stomach full of under-cooked mutton. The Shivering Shores will never be the same.
Stoick
What is it, Hiccup? What's wrong?
Hiccup
It's the dragons, Dad. They're, uh...
Astrid
They're sick! And getting worse.
Stoick
Every dragon?
Stoick
Poor guy. What do you think happened?
Hiccup
Ugh, I don't know! Gothi says they're allergic to something new to the island, but we think we've gotten rid of everything.
Stoick
But, if the dragons aren't getting better...
Hiccup
Then something must still be here that's making them sick.
Stoick
Thornado?
Hiccup
Sneezing! That's the first symptom.
Stoick
He was fine until we got back!
Hiccup
Um, we should retrace your steps.
Stoick
Well, this is where I landed.
Hiccup
Okay, look around for anything unusual.
Fishlegs
Does that count?
Ruffnut
I'm seeing stars!
Tuffnut
No way! Me too!
Astrid
Hmm... Nothing unusual here.
Astrid
What is it?
Hiccup
Uh, does anybody remember seeing these flowers before?
Stoick
They were here when I got back.
Fishlegs
It looks an awful lot like the Blue Oleander. I recognize it from my botany book, chapter eight.
Hiccup
I-is there anything specific you can remember?
Fishlegs
They're very beautiful, very soft, perennial.
Fishlegs
And... Poisonous to reptiles!
Hiccup
Which means poisonous to dragons!
Hiccup
This is serious. Uh, duh, did your book say anything about a cure?
Fishlegs
I don't know because somebody made me throw it in a pit!
Hiccup
Well, then go back and dig it up!
Astrid
I don't understand, where did these flowers even come from?
Tuffnut
Mildew. I saw him plant them the other night.
Astrid
And you didn't think that was strange?
Tuffnut
No. Well, maybe. I don't know! Quit pressuring me!
Stoick
Let's go pay the old man a visit.
Mildew
Well, so what if I planted some flowers? The town square has never looked better. I was merely trying to spread some beauty and happiness.
Astrid
Since when have you cared about beauty or happiness?
Hiccup
You did this!
Mildew
What? Me?! Ha!
Mildew
Well, I had no inkling, Stoick, that these flowers had special properties. Oh, it's true, I'm not friend of the dragons, but in this case, on my life, I was not trying to harm them.
Stoick
Let's go.
Mildew
Ah. The poor, poor dragons.
Hiccup
Fishlegs! You found your botany book!
Astrid
Wh-What does it say?
Hiccup
Calm down! Talk to me.
Fishlegs
My botany book says that Blue Oleander is poisonous to reptiles! And dragons are reptiles!
Hiccup
We know that! Was there anything else?
Fishlegs
Not in here. But I remembered the Book of Dragons talked about a dragon that feeds on the Blue Oleander. It's called the Scauldron. In a perfect world, if it eats the flowers, maybe its venom can be used as an antidote, like with snakes and spiders. But alas, we do not live in a perfect world.
Fishlegs
Look! The Scauldron has no venom!
Tuffnut
No... But it looks cool!
Fishlegs
Don't you understand? The Book says no venom!
Tuffnut
Okay, got it! No venom! Golly, write it on your forehead.
Gobber
The Book is wrong!
Gobber
I've dealt with a Scauldron before. They're sixty feet long, with razor sharp teeth! And they'll shoot boiling water that melts the flesh from your bones! The Scauldron has no fear. No conscience. But what the Scauldron does have is venom! And lots of it!
Tuffnut
I'm out!
Ruffnut
I'm with him.
Hiccup
Alright... You guys stay here and take care of the dragons.
Fishlegs
What are you going to do?
Hiccup
Dad? Gobber? Let's go find ourselves a Scauldron!
Gobber
I thought you'd never ask!
Hiccup
Look at that thing...
Hiccup
You just hang on, bud. I'll be back before you know it.
Stoick
How's my dragon warrior?
Stoick
I spent my whole life trying to kill them. Now look at me.
Hiccup
Dad, it's time. The boat's ready.
Mildew
Well, this is an outrage! I dug up all the flowers! I did my part!
Stoick
We're all out here because of you, Mildew. If we all have to put our lives at risk, then so do you!
Mildew
You have no proof, Stoick! You can't blame me every time something goes amiss with your precious dragons.
Gobber
Alright, Stoick. What's the plan?
Stoick
Hiccup, when Gobber and I secure the Scauldron's head, Sven will wedge its jaw open.
Stoick
We'll need you to--
Hiccup
Drain the poison into this bucket. Got it. Let's get started. This is what Scauldrons eat. It'll draw them to the boat.
Mildew
Bah! This is not working! It was a stupid idea to begin with!
Stoick
Easy, son, that's not why we're here.
Gobber
But that is.
Stoick
Scauldron!
Gobber
I may need to change my skivvies again.
Hiccup
We need to lure the Scauldron on deck!
Mildew
Oh, that's great. Get it on the ship where it can have at us all!
Stoick
Gobber! Secure its neck with this! I'll lasso his horn!
Gobber
Where did it go?
Gobber
HANG ON, EVERYBODY!
Stoick
HICCUP!
Gobber
Gotcha!
Stoick
Gobber! Here's our chance! We can't let the dragon get back into the water!
Gobber
He's a strong one!
Stoick
Sven! We need that barrel now!
Hiccup
I've got the bucket!
Stoick
Careful, son! You don't want to get that venom in you!
Hiccup
Yes, I know, Dad! I'll be dead in twenty-four hours!
Sven
Ha-ha!
Stoick
Sven! Look out!
Stoick
Hiccup, behind you!
Hiccup
Dad!
Stoick
Daah! I got his tail!
Gobber
Hiccup, grab your dad's line!
Hiccup
Got it!
Stoick
Pull him in! Use the mast to winch his jaw open!
Stoick
Mildew! Grab the bucket!
Mildew
HOLD ON! It's one thing for me to--
Stoick
Grab the bucket or I'll throw you overboard myself!
Stoick
Everyone take cover!
Hiccup
Gobber!
Stoick
Gaah!
Hiccup
Dad!
Mildew
AHHH!
Hiccup
He's gone.
Gobber
And you can bet the last place he's coming back to is this ship.
Stoick
We didn't get the venom.
Hiccup
Yes, we did.
Mildew
Get this poison out of me!
Hiccup
Oh, we will.
Tuffnut
Can you believe we're all just standing around, waiting for something to come out of Mildew's butt?
Mildew
No-no-no! W-w-wait-wait-wait! Isn't there something a little smaller you could use?
Gobber
Probably.
Astrid
That's the sound of our dragons getting better.
Gobber
I've seen a Nadder's spine slice through a man's eyeball like a grape. I've watched my own arm get devoured by a Monstrous Nightmare. But never, NEVER, have I seen anything so disturbing... as that old man's bare behind! Here. Take this to your dragons. I'm going to the forest to scream.
Hiccup
Way to take one for the team, Gobber.
Hiccup
Relax, Dad. It's gonna be fine.
Hiccup
Dad!
Hiccup
They're coming around!
Stoick
Ha-ha! Thornado!
Hiccup
How you feeling, bud?
Hiccup
Good to have you back, bud.
Hiccup (v.o.)
A deadly flower, a venomous sea dragon, and Mildew's butt. Three things I never really thought I'd have to deal with in the same day. But I'll do anything for my dragon.


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