Susurro M
This is the list of memorable quotes' of Gobber the Belch in Riders and Defenders of Berk'. Feel free to add in more relavant and significant quotes.

Dragons: Riders of Berk

"Ah! Here's Mildew with the complaint of the day.""
"'[To Stoick] He's right, he's hideous."
"You're getting a Dragon Training Academy!"
"You can tell them the part about how proud you are of them!"
"Grab a weapon! No time to be choosy!"
"Eeh? Hildegard? Doesn't seem like a Hildegard to me. Let's go with Magnus."
"Diplomacy, check. All right, what's next?"
"I thought maybe we could train them by threatening to kill them. That's how my daddy taught me to swim."
"I've got my axe and I've got my mace, and I love my wife with the ugly face! I'm a Viking through and throouugghh!"
"Oh come on! You can't tell me my saddle is heavier than Fishlegs!"
"I would never shoot you, Hiccup. Unless I absolutely had to."
"Stand back. I came here to do what I do best."
"I've forgotten more about dragons than most men will ever know."
"This reminds me of the time I moved my mother in with my goat. She was mean, ornery, ate everything in sight. The goat was so scared of her, she couldn't give milk."
"Dragons are complex creatures, Hiccup. They operate on many emotional levels. Me? I've only got the one."
"You want to dance, big boy? 'Cause I've got my dancing shoe on!"
"Listen to yourselves! 'My feet are cold!' You're Vikings! Everything is cold!"
"'DUMB'. Well that suits you."
"I think I showed sufficient respect to a sash that says 'DUMB'."
"Pie would be nice too. Who doesn't love pie?"
"Oh, you lousy Outcasts! You'll never take me alive!"
"I'm better than okay, I'm in heaven!"
"Well, that's ruined. I'll never get that yak to vomit again."
"It's my skivvies. They're glorious!"
"I may need to change my skivvies again."
"I've seen a Nadder's spine slice through a man's eyeball like a grape. I watched my own arm get devoured by a Monstrous Nightmare. But never, NEVER, have I seen anything so disturbing as that old man's bare behind!"
"Here, take this to your dragons. I'm going into the forest to scream."
"Look at those goosebumps!"
"Eh, whatever it is, it's giving me the willies."
"Why don't you do that thing where you touch its nose and feed it grass?"
"Trick question, don't answer it."
"He's really got a handle on that whole "deranged" thing."
"You don't sneak up on a man with a hook for an arm!"

Dragons: Defenders of Berk

"Stoick, I'm nothing if not careful—[gets hit with shield lever] OOF! Catapult. Should've seen that one coming."
"Why does he keep saying that? It's kind of giving me the willies."
"You know what I always say. 'Pound it while it's hot'!"
"A Viking is supposed to smell this way! It's a badge of honor!"
"Hiccup, slap me in the face. Your Dragons are glowing. I must still be dreaming."
"I don't know, Stoick. Seems pretty cut and dry to me. I mean, if you think about it, an attack is an attack, am I right people?!"
"Couldn't agree with you more Stoick!"
"'Sorry' doesn't un-burn Silent Sven's chest hair."
"It would appear that I've trapped myself in my own booby."
"Stoick, Silent Sven just broke his silence! And you are not going to like what he has to say!"