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Gruff Around the Edges (transcript)
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[Opens with sunrise at the Edge. Horn blows.]

Hiccup: [awakens, startled] What the-?!

[Snotlout awakens with a shout in his bed. Astrid sits up suddenly from her bed, weilding two knives in battle stance and a bad case of bed hair.]

Tuffnut: [through the horn] Goooood morning, Dragon's Edge! Iiit's Tuff!

Ruffnut: Aaand Ruff!

Tuffnut: Aaand Chicken!

[Chicken sqawks]

Tuffnut and Ruffnut: In the mooorning!

Ruffnut: Alright folks, now it's time for your weather forecast. Today's it's gonna be freezing cold.

[Hiccup yawns and walks outside with Toothless.]

Ruffnut: And tomorrow will be, well, freezing cold!

[Snotlout walks outside as well.]

Snotlout: Leave it to you two muttonheads to use the Thunder Ear backwards!

Tuffnut: Ooor...are we using it right-wards?

[Tuffnut goes in close to the Thunder Ear.]

Tuffnut: To inform the masses!

[Snotlout groans and clutches his head.]

Ruffnut: Plus, the earwax on this thing keeps our lips from chapping!

[She applies the earwax onto Tuffnut's and her own lips.]

Ruffnut: [to Tuffnut] You know, we really should market this.

[Heather comes out and yawns.]

Tuffnut: OK, let's check the old mailbag and see what Terrible Terror Mails came in last night.

[Heather looks to her left and screams in surprise as a groggy and messy-haired Astrid arrives to the scene.]

Ruffnut: Oh, here's one for Snotlout! "I miss your snuggles, too." Signed, Mommy.

Snotlout: Hey! That's private!

Ruffnut: Whoa, this one's addressed to us! "Dear Ruff and Tuff, your cousin Gruffnut is on his way to visit you today..."

Tuffnut: Wait, Gruffnut? Gruffnut's coming here?! Today? Oh, no. Look at me. I am a mess. Alright, show's over, I gotta go get ready.

[Transition to Toothless lying on the floor, surprised by a crashing sound. Tuffnut is sweeping the floor.]

Tuffnut: [chanting] Gruff is coming, Gruff is coming, Gruff is coming...Gruffnut's gonna be here any second. This place needs to look nice. [to Ruffnut] You wanna help, just a little?

Ruffnut: No.

Heather: OK...I'm new here. Who is Gruffnut?

Snotlout: He's their cousin. We've never met him, but Tuffnut worships the guy.

Tuffnut: [scoffing] No I don't, even if he is a totally awesome world traveler and fearless adventurer.

Ruffnut: Yeah, you say "traveler," I say "drifter." He just wanders into our lives every few years.

Tuffnut: Hiccup, what do you guys think about me...taking over the reins around here? You know, just while Gruff is around?

Hiccup: Don't you remember what happened last time you were in charge?

[Flashback to the episode "Reign of Fireworms," where Fireworms were raining down on the Edge.

Tuffnut: I'm sorry, everything's on fire!

Flashback ends.]

Tuffnut: To be fair, I was only in co-charge of the island, so I think we all know who's fault that really was.

[Tuff looks meaningfully at Ruff.]

Gruffnut: Did this island just get 100% more amazing or is it just me?

Tuffnut: Gruffnut! Oh, my hero! Ick, cousin, how are you...friend?

[Gruffnut looks astonishingly like an exact replica of Tuffnut. Ruffnut looks scornfully at Gruffnut.]

Tuffnut: Gruffnut, these are the Dragon Riders. Dragon Riders, this...is the Gruffnut.

Gruffnut: Hello everyone, and the always fabulous Ruffnut.

[Gruffnut tries to hug Ruff but she leans away, avoiding it.]

Ruffnut: Eh...cousin Gruffnut...

Hiccup: No one mentioned the...family resemblance.

[Tuff and Gruff look at each other.]

Tuffnut: I don't see it at all.

Gruffnut: Oh, me neither.

Tuffnut: Sooo, cuz...what have you been up to?

Gruffnut: Oh, the usual. Winning my weight in gold. That sort of thing.

Fishlegs: How does one win their weight in gold, exactly?

Gruffnut: Yeah, spear throwing competition. Of course.

Snotlout: Whoa that's a lot of gold. Could I see it? Maybe hold it and caress it?

Gruffnut: Gah, I'm sorry, but I don't have it anymore.

Ruffnut: [sarcastically] Ohhh, what a surprise.

Gruffnut: Yup, gave it all away to the poor.

Tuffnut: Generosity is only exceeded by your adventure-osity.

Ruffnut: I have an idea...cuz. Why not show everyone your awesome spear-throwing skills that won you all that gold that you conveniently don't have anymore?

[Ruff kicks the spear Snotlout is leaning against, sending Snotlout to the ground. She catches the spear and throws it to Gruff to catch. Gruff fumbles and struggles to catch it.]

Gruffnut: I'd be happy to put on a little exhibition...except that my arm is still injured from...that shipwreck...that darn shipwreck...

Ruffnut: What shipwreck?

Gruffnut: I didn't mention the saving of the sinking shipload of orphans?

Tuffnut: Oh, no. Buried the lead, I guess. 'Cause you're so humble.

Gruffnut: The most. Well, enough about me. Tuff, what have you been doing while I was out winning fortunes and saving orphans and defeating the Kraken?

Tuffnut: Well, uh...I..I-I-I have Chicken!

Gruffnut: [smirking] Oh-ho.

[Snotlout cringes audibly.]

Tuffnut: Um...

Hiccup: Hey, Tuffnut, why don't you show Gruffnut around the base-uh...uh around your base?

Gruffnut: Your base? Whoa.

Tuffnut: Well, it's not really my base...I-I just designed it, built it, run it. C'mon, follow me. We'll give you the grand tour ahead. Ruffnut, escort this chicken to its quarters.

[Transition to outside.]

Tuffnut: The dock is down there. And, uh, there's the stables.

Gruffnut: Oh, and that's where you keep the dragons. And I bet that's well-guarded.

Tuffnut: Eh, not really. Who's gonna steal a dragon? I mean, unless you can fly one, you're not getting very far.

Gruffnut: Right. Of course. Hadn't thought of that.

Tuffnut: Yeah...that's why they put me in charge. I think of things.

[Transition to next to the dome.]

Tuffnut: I designed the arena roof to be totally de-tractable.

Hiccupt: Re-tractable.

Tuffnut: That too, retractable and de-tractable. See? You just use this lever.

[Tuffnut accidentally breaks the lever. Hiccup grunts angrily.]

[Transition to Hiccup's hut.]

Tuffnut: And this is where I do all of my inventi-ish-iating.

Gruffnut: Is that a bed over there?

Tuffnut: Yeah, I let Hiccup sleep in here. You know, to guard my inventions. Like this one.

[Tuffnut lifts up the Dragon Fly.]

Tuffnut: With this, I can really fly. Like a dragon! I'll give you a little demonstration...

Hiccup: T-Tuffnut, no...

[Tuff opens the wings, but the right one goes right through the wooden wall. Hiccup growls angrily.]

[Transition to Tuff holding Inferno.]

Tuffnut: This invention is my sword of fire!

Gruffnut: That sounds magnificent! How does it work?

Tuffnut: I'll show you. You just...these...don't....

[Tuffnut doesn't know how it works, and starts shaking it around.]

Hiccup: No no no NO NO NO!

[The sword cuts through a fabric covering while on fire, burning a huge hole through it.]

Tuffnut: I've been...meaning to do that, actually. 'Cause I needed...better...ventilation in here. Hey! Check this out!

[Tuff holds up Hiccup's shield.]

Hiccup: Hey-uh, actually, would you mind if I talked to...my boss here, for a second?

Gruffnut: Sure, and uh, Tuff, don't be too hard on him. Accidents happen.

[Transition to outside.]

Tuffnut: It's going great, am I right?

Hiccup: Uh, no. Look, I'm sorry, Tuff. I was trying to help you out, but this is not working.

Tuffnut: What do you mean? Sure it is.

[Hiccup's shield in Tuff's hands accidentally activates and shoots out something.]

Tuffnut: Uh...

[Tuff sheepishly hands Hiccup back his shield.]

Hiccup: You have to tell Gruffnut the truth.

[Gruffnut pokes his head through the hole in the fabric covering made earlier by Tuffnut using Inferno.]

Gruffnut: Tell Gruffnut the truth about what? C'mon, no secrets! There's holes in the walls.

[Transition to black, then to the clubhouse.]

Tuffnut: OK, fine, I don't actually run the base.

Gruffnut: Tuff, no need to embellish. Everywhere I go, I hear about your heroic exploits. Fighting dragon hunters, saving islands...you don't need to lie to impress me, Tuffnut, because you already have.

Tuffnut: [sniffling] I wanna say for the record that I am not crying. I just have...a bug in each one of my eyes. In the same place. And it's irritating each of them equally.

Gruffnut: Hey, you know what would be awesome? If the two of you heroes took me on a ride on that dragon of yours.

Ruffnut: What? No. Sorry pal. Look, it's sort of a two-person set up. I don't think all three of us-

[Tuff looks at Ruff, begging. Ruff rolls her eyes, sighing.]

[Transition to the air, flying on Barf and Belch.]

Tuffnut: So, what do you think?

Gruffnut: Incredible! A-and I gotta say, flying doesn't seem that hard! Basically, you just lean one way or the other.

Tuffnut: Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Rufnut: [sarcastically] Oh, sure, yeah, not that hard at all. Anybody can do this.

[Ruffnut leans right, causing the dragon to plummet and spin.]

Gruffnut: Oh, OK, whoa...

Ruffnut: Whooohoohoohoo! Yeah!

Gruffnut: Oh my, oh my!

Tuffnut: Take it easy, Ruff.

Ruffnut: What do you mean, "take it easy?" An adventurer like cousin Gruffnut? C'mon, this is tame!

[Gruffnut screams as they almost crash into multiple trees.]

Gruffnut: Oh, no!

[Barf and Belch blow up a tree they're about to crash into.]

[Transition to black, then back to the Edge. Barf and Belch land, with Gruffnut looking terrified. Ruffnut takes a look at him, cackling. Gruff stops hyperventilating, then an evil look appears on his face. He chuckles and grabs onto Belch's horns.]

Gruffnut: Hey, Tuff and Ruff, thanks for the dragon.

[Ruff and Tuff turn around, confused.]

Ruffnut: What?

Tuffnut: Huh?

Gruffnut: Ha-ha!

[Gruff tries to take off, but Barf, without a rider, causes the entire dragon to fall back down to the ground, throwing Gruff off. Gruff groans in pain.]

Ruffnut: What was that? Did you just try to steal our dragon?!

Gruffnut: Don't be ridiculous.

Ruffnut: You said, "Thanks for the dragon!" And then took off.

Gruffnut: Yeah? 'Cause I was making a joke!

Tuffnut: Yeah, Ruff, can't you tell when it's a joke?

[Tuff and Gruff begin walking away from Ruff.]

Tuffnut: Gruff, speaking of jokes, you're always looking for fresh material on your adventures.

Gruffnut: That sounds magnificent!

Ruffnut: Huh...let's keep an eye on cousin Gruffnut.

[Transition to Hiccup and Ruff walking to Hiccup's hut.]

Ruffnut: Hiccup, I'm telling you, I saw him go in there. Alone. You know? By himself.

[Ruff opens Hiccup's hut to reveal Gruff sneaking up on Toothless.]

Hiccup: Excuse me.

Gruffnut: Uh, whoa.

[Toothless snarls at Gruff.]

Gruffnut: Whoa, hey!

Hiccup: Toothless, easy bud. It's OK.

Ruffnut: Gotchu.

Gruffnut: You sure did. I'm sorry but I just couldn't help taking a closer look at this magnificent tail device!

[Toothless growls and Hiccup and Ruffnut looks at Gruffnut incredulously.]

Ruffnut: What?!

Gruffnut: Amazing workmanship, Hiccup! You know, I'm a bit of an inventor myself.

Ruffnut: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, right.

Tuffnut: There you are, Gruff! C'mon, I've got the boars greased, pig prime.

Gruffnut: Oh, ha, sorry Hiccup, uh, another time, perhaps?

Tuffnut: Huh, gee, Ruff, I only brought two boars.

Gruffnut: Yeah, you'd get "boar-ed" just watching. Get it? "Boar-ed?"

Tuffnut: Yeah, hahaha! I love it!

[Ruffnut sighs sadly.]

[Transition to sunrise next morning.]

[Tuffnut and Ruffnut are back at the Thunder Ear.]

Tuffnut: Goooood morning Dragon's Edge! It's Tuff...aaand...

Ruffnut: Ruff. Aaand...

Tuffnut: Wait, where's Gruffnut?

Ruffnut: [gasps] Gruffnut's not here? [sarcastically] Oh, what a shock! Oh wait, no, no it's not. 'Cause that's his thing. He just blows into town and before anyone can get too close, he slithers off like the snake that he is!

Tuffnut: No, way! We boar-bonded last night. I-I'm sure he just overslept. I'm gonna go find Gruffnut and when I do, you're gonna owe him a big apology.

[Transition to the stables.]

Gruffnut: C'mon, girl. Take the yummy fishy!

[Gruff tries to lure Stormfly with fish. Gruff accidentally trips over a bucket.]

Gruffnut: Ow! Ew...

Tuffnut: There you are!

Gruffnut: Tuffnut! You're supposed to be doing your morning show right now.

Tuffnut: Ha! We both are! C'mon, let's go. I can't wait to see the look on Ruff's face when she sees that you-

[Gruffnut starts coughing.]

Gruffnut: Yeah, see, I'm not-I'm not-I'm not feeling great this morning. Maybe tomorrow? We can do tomorrow.

[Tuff looks at Stormfly eating up the fish from the floor and back to Gruff on the ground.]

Tuffnut: Wait...What are those fish for...? Please tell me you're not trying to bribe Stormfly so you could ride her.

Gruffnut: Ha! Haha, of course not!

[Stormfly throws the bucket at his head.]

Gruffnut: Look, I just wanted to take a quick spin! I-I kinda got dragon fever after riding Barf and Belch, so I thought-

[Tuff turns around and looks at Gruff suspiciously.]

Gruffnut: Oh...never mind. What are we doing here, cousin? You know I'm lying, I know I'm lying.

Tuffnut: That's a lot of lying...

Gruffnut: I didn't actually win my weight in gold throwing spears. So, I owe a lot of gold to some very dangerous men, Tuffnut. I need one of your dragons to pay them off.

Tuffnut: Gruffnut, I looked up to you. You're my role model! You're my hero.

Gruffnut: Yeah, all side holes. Usually disappointing. Anyway, gotta go!

Tuffnut: Hey! Uh-uh-uh. I don't think so.

Gruffnut: Tuff, you couldn't take me when we were kids. What makes you think you can take me now?

Tuffnut: You know what, come to think of it, I don't have to. Stormfly's not gonna let any old stranger fly her outta here. None of our dragons would.

Gruffnut: You've got me. Dead to rights. Oh. I dunno what came over me. I'm just so ashamed.

[Gruffnut starts crying.]

Tuffnut: Oh...c'mon...It's not that bad. You know what they say, forgiveness is a dish best served freezing cold!

Gruffnut: Oh, cousin! You are one of a kind. Well, almost. Look! A rainbow!

Tuffnut: What? A rainbow?!

[Tuffnut looks, and Gruffnut hits him over his head. He chuckles.]

[Transition to black, then to Tuffnut tied up next to a rock in a cave. He starts to wake up and realizes Gruffnut switched their clothes.]

Tuffnut: GRUFFNUT!

[Transition to the Edge. Ruffnut yawns, Astrid sharpens her axe.]

Gruffnut: [in Tuffnut's clothing] Bad news, everyone! Gruffnut, yeah, Gruffnut had some place really awesome he had to. And so now he's gone. For, a while.

Ruffnut: I told you so.

Gruffnut: Oh, yeah, you did. Tell me what?

Ruffnut: That he would do what he always does. Show up. Get you to worship him again. And then disappear.

Gruffnut: Well, why wouldn't I-uh...Why wouldn't worship him? Gruffnut is awesome.

Ruffnut: No he isn't! He's a phony.

Gruffnut: Uh...maybe he is a phony, but he's smart enough to fool people, that's their fault!

Hiccup: What?

Gruffnut: Uh..I, uh...oh. I mean, that's something Gruffnut would say. Not me, Tuffnut. Now, you've given me a lot to think about. So I...I guess I, Tuffnut, will go. Think about it.

Fishlegs: Juuust when you thought Tuffnut couldn't get any weirder.

[Cut to Gruffnut leaving and Chicken squawking suspiciously.]

[Cut to Tuffnut in the cave, still tied up.]

Tuffnut: OK, you can do this, Tuffnut. Just dislocate your shoulder, and you will slip right out of these ropes. One, two, threEEE-AHHH!

[Tuff slams into the wall next to him and yells in pain.]

Tuffnut: OH! That did not work! Because...I needed a running start! OK, here we are.

[Tuff runs into the wall.]

Tuffnut: OHHH-OWWW! That is no good.

[Cut to the stables.]

Gruffnut: Hookfang! Heh, it's me, Tuffnut. Your old buddy. You don't mind if I take you for a little spin, do ya?

[Gruffnut throws a fish at Hookfang. He eats it up. Gruffnut tries to give another fish to Hookfang, but Chicken squawks behind him. Hookfang is startled and breathes fire onto Gruffnut. Gruffnut runs away from the stables, screaming. Chicken, still suspicious, goes after Gruffnut.]

[Transition to Gruffnut feeding Meatlug rocks.]

Gruffnut: Well, guess I'll settle for a Gronckle. Hopefully they'll pay me by the pound!

[Gruffnut mounts Meatlug, but Chicken comes to peck him.]

Gruffnut: Gah, get out of here! Stop!

[Meatlug gets annoyed and bucks Gruffnut off.]

Gruffnut: Dummy beak bird.

[Meatlug spits some of her lava near Gruffnut and he runs away. Meatlug snarls suspiciously at him.]

[Cut to Tuffnut's cave.]

Tuffnut: OK.

[A crashing sound is heard and Tuffnut yells and groans in pain.]

Tuffnut: No, dislocating my hip doesn't work either. Time for the ankles.

[A Night Terror appears.]

Tuffnut: Uh...c'mere little guy! Do you know Smidvarg? He and I are tight buddies from way back. Quick question, how are you with knots?

[Cut to the dome.]

Fishlegs: Excuse me, has someone been feeding Meatlug feltzfard again? You know how it bloats her!

Hiccup: Looks like we need someone to take your patrol shift. Any volun-

Gruffnut: Uh, we'll do it! We'll do it.

Ruffnut: We what?

Snotlout: Who are you, and what have you done with the real Tuffnut.

Gruffnut: What, what is that supposed to mean?

Snotlout: No offense, you just don't volunteer very...well, ever.

Gruffnut: Oh, yeah! I mean, you're right. But now that, uh, that Gruffnut jerk is gone I think Ruff and I could use a little us time. Right, sis? I missed ya.

Ruffnut: You had me at "that Gruffnut jerk." Hey, what if macey comes along, too?

Gruffnut: Uh, no-no thanks.

Ruffnut: Huh?

Gruffnut: I mean, maybe you should get to carry Macey for a change. Right?

[Cut to Hiccup's hut.]

Hiccup: Huh, oh, the things I do, over-

[Hiccup is interrupted by Tuffnut's screams. He flies on deck holding on to the Night Terror.]

Tuffnut: Hiccup!

Hiccup: You!

Tuffnut: Yes. Me! Thanks for the ride, pinky. C'mon, get.

Hiccup: What are you doing back here?

Tuffnut: Uh, I live here.

Hiccup: Oh, no you don't! I don't know what you've conned Tuffnut into, but no way, Gruffnut.

Tuffnut: Hiccup, I'm not Gruffnut, I'm Tuffnut!

Hiccup: Yeah, sure you are. You do a very good Tuffnut impression. I think I know one of my best friends when I see him.

Tuffnut: [gasps] Hiccup! We're best friends?! Really? Even though I almost burned down the whole island that one time, and also, once released the Skrill...crushed you under a bunch of logs and the stones...?

Hiccup: Tuffnut! It really is you! Which...means that Ruffnut's out on patrol with Gruffnut pretending to be you!

[Transition to the air with Ruff and Gruff flying Barf and Belch. Gruff cannot fly Belch straight.]

Gruffnut: Whoa, the air's pretty rough, huh?

[Ruffnut looks at Gruffnut suspiciously.]

Ruffnut: Mm-hm.

Gruffnut: Oh, look! Suddenly, a ship!

Ruffnut: I don't recognize it. Should we take a look?

Gruffnut: S-sure, whatever you think.

Ruffnut: Whatever I think?

[Ruff flies the dragon upwards.]

Gruffnut: Whoa, whoa, oh dear.

Ruffnut: OK, that's it! What are you trying to pull, Gruffnut?

Gruffnut: Gruffnut? What are you...talking about, sister?

Ruffnut: The real Tuffnut never cares what I think. While I'm at it, he wouldn't volunteer us for this mission. And he would never. Ever! Let me carry Macey!

Gruffnut: Well, what do you know? I always said you were the smarter twin.

Ruffnut: Flattery has no effect on me, mainly because I never hear any. So cut the sheep dip, and tell me who's on that boat down there.

Gruffnut: You wouldn't understand.

Ruffnut: It's people you owe money to, right? You wanna trade them Barf and Belch to pay off your stupid debt.

Gruffnut: OK, whoa. Seriously, you are the smarter twin.

Ruffnut: Not gonna happen!

Gruffnut: Don't make me do this the hard way, Ruffnut.

Ruffnut: I do everything the hard way!

Gruffnut: Down, dragon!

Ruffnut: No...you...don't!

[The two struggle for control as they plummet towards the ship.]

Ruffnut: You are not good enough for the Nut name!

Hiccup: There they are!

Tuffnut: This is my fault! For not listening to Ruff. I could I be so stupid! I have to make this up to her. It's time for ballista nut!

[Tuffnut jumps off of Toothless.]

Hiccup: Tuff! No no NO!

Tuffnut: Here I come!

[Ruff and Gruff fight in mid-air. Tuffnut accidentally whizzes past them instead of landing on Barf and Belch.]

Tuffnut: No!

Gruffnut: Be honest. That was hilarious.

[Tuffnut slams into Gruffnut from behind, using the cloth from Dragon Fly to fly back.]

Tuffnut: Back in action! Be honest. That was painful.

[Gruffnut gets up, prepared to fight.]

Tuffnut: Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.

[The two start fist fighting.]

Tuffnut: Ow, ow! My ankle, my ankle!

Gruffnut: Ow, you dislocated my hip! Hurts more than I imagine!

[The two continue to fight.]

Gruffnut: Chinese finger move!

[Gruffnut tries to hit Tuffnut, but Tuff slams Gruff with the flight suit.]

Tuffnut: Flight suit! Flight suit!

[The flight suit falls onto the back of the dragon.]

Gruffnut: Give me that!

Tuffnut: No no no no no!

[Gruffnut throws the flight suit off Barf and Belch.]

Tuffnut: Nahhhhh!

[The dragon approaches the ship quickly.]

Ruffnut: Hey! C'mon guys, work with me here!

[The dragon hunters see Barf and Belch approaching.]

Dragon Hunter 1: Fire!

[Dragon Hunter 2 fires a chain at Barf and Belch. Toothless blasts it away just in time.]

Hiccup: I can't risk hitting Tuffnut.

[Tuff and Gruff continue to fight.]

Tuffnut: I used to look up to you.

[Gruffnut shoves Tuffnut to the edge.]

Tuffnut: Ah! No no no no!

Gruffnut: Let me give you another chance. Agh!

[Ruffnut shines Macey into Gruffnut's eyes.]

Gruffnut: Ow-ow-ow-ow!

[Tuff and Gruff fight, and Gruff pushes Tuff to the left wing.]

Tuffnut: Help!

Ruffnut: Tuff!

[Belch lifts his wing to let Tuff slide onto his back again. Gruffnut puts his foot on Tuffnut's chest, chuckling triumphantly.]

Tuffnut: [to Ruffnut] Macey me!

[Ruffnut throws Macey to Tuffnut. He blocks Gruffnut's punch.]

Gruffnut: Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

[Tuff swings Macey at Gruff and launches him to Barf's wing. Ruff directs the dragon so that Gruff falls off.]

Gruffnut: Oh no. Whoa!

Tuffnut: Thanks, sis.

Ruffnut: You got it, bro.

[Gruff lands on top of a Dragon Hunter.]

Gruffnut: Oh, hey guys! The dragon thing, it's, guh...it end up being more compli...ah, how 'bout that gold I owe ya? What do you say we go double or nothing, huh? Oh no.

[Barf and Belch pick up Gruff off the ship. A Dragon Hunter yells angrily.]

[Transition to sunrise at the Edge.]

Tuffnut: Goooood morning Dragon's Edge! It's Tuff!

Ruffnut: And Ruff!

Tuffnut: And Chicken!

Ruffnut: In the mornings! With our special guest, Hiccup Haddock!

Hiccup: Hi-hi there.

Tuffnut: Oooh, Sir Talks-a-lot. OK, enough about you. How great were we yesterday?

Hiccup: Uh, you were very great. You saved Barf and Belch from being sold by Gruffnut. And, uh, I was very impressed that despite everything he did, you still rescued him.

Ruffnut: Well, he is family.

Tuffnut: And he still had my helmet.

Ruffnut: That too.

Hiccup: Speaking of which, where is Gruffnut?

Ruffnut: Oh, we decided he should have a real adventure for a change.

[Ruff and Tuff cackle.]

[Cut to the cave. Gruffnut holds a spear in his hands.]

Gruffnut: This won't be so bad. At least I have-I have shelter.

[Gruff backs up into a Catastrophic Quaken. It wakes up and chases a screaming Gruffnut away. The Quaken snarls at him.]

Gruffnut: IT WAS A GIANT-AHHH!

[Cut to black.]

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