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Hiccup:
Yeah! Come on, bud! Here we go, buddy! Come on, Toothless! Yeah!
Astrid
Here they come!
Hiccup
Let's go!
Fishlegs
Yep! It's a new course record.
Hiccup
So? How'd we do?
Fishlegs
Technically you're still the fastest, but someone, and I won't mention who, is gaining significant ground.
Hiccup
What?
Tuffnut
Don't look at us!
Hiccup
How can that be? How can Toothless be getting slower?
Fishlegs
He's not. Stormfly's getting faster.
Hiccup
Oh, really? Is that so? Anything you'd like to share, Astrid?
Astrid
Let's just say I'm experimenting with what she eats. Apparently, it's working. And making you mad.
Snotlout
Whoo! Ha-ha! Whoo!
Snotlout
You will not believe what I just found!
Tuffnut
A severed head?
Ruffnut
Our cousin, Lars?
Tuffnut
Our cousin Lars' severed head?
Fishlegs
Lars died?
Tuffnut
Who said that?!
Snotlout
Um, excuse me? Do you guys want to see this, or not?
Tuffnut
Huh. A wrecked boat on Berk? Yeah, there's something new.
Snotlout
Just remember, I saw it first, so it's mine.
Tuffnut
Whoa! Now I like the boat.
Snotlout
Remember, I get to keep her!
Astrid
Snotlout, it's a person!
Snotlout
Right?! How lucky is that?
Hiccup
Eh, hey. Hey there.
Hiccup
It's okay. We're friends.
Heather
D-Do you have any water?
Snotlout
Allow me.
Heather
Thank you.
Heather
W-Where am I?
Hiccup
This is Berk.
Hiccup
Uh, do-don't be afraid! He won't hurt you.
Hiccup
Hey. Come out. It's okay.
Hiccup
Easy, bud.
Heather
How did you do that?
Snotlout
That? That's nothin'. Watch this. Hookfang, get your butt over here!
Snotlout
Heh heh heh. He'll be back. Jokester.
Snotlout
Oh! And just so you know, I'm the one who rescued you.
Hiccup
And I would be Hiccup.
Heather
Heather.
Astrid
So, Heather... What happened to you?
Heather
My family and I were on our way home to our island when our boat was attacked by pirates.
Tuffnut
I wanna be a pirate!
Tuffnut
Or a fish cleaner. I'm still on the fence.
Astrid
Ehem! You were saying?
Heather
They attacked our boat and took us back to our island, laying siege to it. I was able to escape, but my mother and father, they weren't so lucky.
Tuffnut
Stupid pirates! I'm definitely gonna be a fish cleaner!
Hiccup
Hey, everything's gonna be okay. My dad's the Chief. We'll figure something out.
Astrid
Hey, don't forget we're meeting tomorrow to work on our times. Unless you want Stormfly to be the fast one in the Book of Dragons.
Hiccup
Yeah, that's definitely not gonna happen. We will be there.
Hiccup
Okay?
Heather
Whoa!
Snotlout
U, can I get a ride from someone...?
Hiccup
Alright, just this way. Watch your step. And, here we are.
Heather
It was nice of your father to let me stay here.
Hiccup
Well, until we can find you a safe place to go, consider Berk your home.
Heather
Wow! What are these? They're really cool!
Hiccup
A new saddle for Toothless. We're trying to get some extra speed so we can stay on top of Astrid and Stormfly. Astrid's very competitive.
Hiccup
Okay, so, uh, do you need anything? Some warm yak milk? A nice fish stew?
Heather
No. But thank you, Hiccup. I'm really tired. It's been a long day.
Hiccup
Right! Okay, uh, come on, Toothless. We're sleeping downstairs.
Heather
Hey, Hiccup?
Hiccup
Yes?
Heather
Thanks.
Hiccup
Sleep well, Heather.
Astrid
That's it, girl. Finish up your chicken. By the time Hiccup figures out this is what's giving you all that energy, he'll be eating our dust!
Astrid
What is it, girl?
Astrid
You stay here.
Astrid
Hey!
Astrid
Heather?
Heather
You're up early.
Hiccup
Yeah. Just wanted to get the jump on this.
Heather
You know, with a shorter connecting rod, it'll push you back in the saddle and make you more streamlined.
Hiccup
Which will increase our speed! Yeah! Oh, you hear that, bud? Stormfly's gonna be seeing a lot more of your tail.
Heather
So, when can we test it out?
Hiccup
How about right now?
Heather
Whoo! Yeah!
Astrid
You have got to be kidding me.
Fishlegs
Oh, ho! She loves getting her ears cleaned! I know just the right spot.
Snotlout
Hookfang! Will you just calm down?
Snotlout
Are we training, or not?
Fishlegs
Hey, where's Hiccup?
Astrid
Giving a private lesson.
Fishlegs
I didn't know he gave private lessons! Can anybody get in on that?
Astrid
Apparently, just her.
Ruffnut
Uh-oh! Looks like there's another hen in the rooster house.
Tuffnut
Uh-oh. Yeah. Another rooster in the hen house. Wait, what?
Astrid
Nothing. She thinks I'm jealous, which is completely ridiculous.
Tuffnut
Oh, right, right. Wait. Of who? Me? Wait, am I the rooster, or the hen?
Astrid
Trust me. The last thing I am is jealous.
Hiccup
Top 'o the morning, class! How's everyone doing today?
Astrid
Oh! Nice of you to show up.
Hiccup
What? Oh, we were supposed to meet up. I'm so sorry.
Snotlout
Awkward!
Tuffnut
Oh, Astrid's jealous of the pretty one, right? Why talk about hens and roosters?
Astrid
So, Heather? Sleep well?
Heather
Very well. Thank you, Astrid.
Heather
So... This is it? Your Dragon Training Academy.
Tuffnut
No. Our Dragon Training Academy. Remember, I called you the pretty one.
Hiccup
We've been training the dragons to become part of our everyday lives.
Fishlegs
And it all goes right in here.
Heather
Really? Everything?
Fishlegs
Mmm, yep. I'm kind of the Log Keeper. Log Master, really.
Snotlout
He writes down what Hiccup tells him to.
Fishlegs
I give it my own spin, thank you.
Heather
Can I see it?
Astrid
I'll take that, thank you. Excuse us.
Astrid
Hiccup, I don't think we should be showing her all our dragon secrets.
Hiccup
Astrid, it's fine.
Astrid
I just don't trust her. You shouldn't either.
Hiccup
Well, I do and you should trust me.
Heather
So, Mr. Fishlegs, "Log Master of the Book of Dragons"-- I can call you that, can't I?
Fishlegs
Absolutely.
Heather
Tell me, what would one find in the Book of Dragons about the... Magnificent Gronckle?
Fishlegs
Well, the Gronckle is a member of the Boulder Class of dragons. Fourteen feet long, eighteen foot wingspan, five thousand, seven hundred and twenty-four pounds of pure love.
Fishlegs
Come on, girl, don't be shy.
Heather
She's so cute! But how does she perform in battle?
Fishlegs
Well, feel her skin.
Fishlegs
It's thick. Impenetrable. Like armor.
Fishlegs
AH! It's also quite springy.
Heather
What about her tail? It looks like it could be a weapon.
Fishlegs
Oh, it is. Tough, bulbus, deadly. It can even be used as a blugeon.
Heather
Oooh! She sounds so fierce.
Fishlegs
Oh, she's fierce alright-- on the outside. But on the inside, she's as soft as a bed of rose petals. Aren't you my little baby?
Heather
So, Tuff, tell me how this works again?
Tuffnut
Okay, you yank on his head, he barfs up this really nasty gas, and I spark it. But, don't breathe it in.
Heather
Why not?
Tuffnut
You don't want to know. Just give me the signal.
Heather
What's the signal?
Tuffnut
Ah... man, I always forget that.
Heather
How 'bout: fire?
Tuffnut
Wow, you're really good at this. Much better than my sister, who I can easily get rid of, by the way. I mean, easily. She looks a lot like me. Sometimes I impersonate both of us.
Heather
Yeah. Why don't we focus on the task at hand?
Tuffnut
Right. Okay. Ready?
Heather
Ready.
Tuffnut
Signal! Ugh, darn-- I mean, FIRE!
Heather
What do we do now?
Tuffnut
Usually we hide... until the Chief finds us. Then we get in trouble.
Heather
I have to say Snotlout, your dragon really is the most impressive.
Snotlout
Yeah, I know. So, let's talk about you and me. You never did get to thank me for saving your life.
Heather
You're right. Thank you, Snotlout. So, how much does he weigh exactly?
Snotlout
Well, him? Five thousand pounds give or take. He's monstrous. Remember? Sort of like his Rider so... heh. Tour of the island, you and me, what do you say?
Heather
Actually, Hiccup took me on Toothless. It was beautiful.
Heather
So, Snotlout, how does this whole fire-thing work with Hookfang?
Snotlout
It's his spit. It coats his whole body. That's what lights him on fire, okay? Between you and me? I use it on date-night. The ladies seem to love the smell.
Heather
Can he flame up on command?
Snotlout
Oh, he can. But he won't. Pig-headed dragon.
Snotlout
Could you give me a minute?
Snotlout
Just one minute!
Heather
Take as much time as you need!
Hiccup
There we go, bud. Oh, that's gonna work perfectly.
Heather
Gotcha. The Book of Dragons.
Heather
Monstrous Nightmare... the Gronckle... here we go. The Deadly Nadder. Piercing spines, loyal, powerful...
Astrid
Intelligent, and, of course, deadly.
Astrid
What do you think you're doing?
Astrid
Well, are you gonna say something?
Heather
I am so, so sorry, Hiccup. I was cleaning up your room and I-I found the book. I couldn't help myself.
Hiccup
It's okay, Heather.
Astrid
It's okay? What do you mean "okay"? She's reading the Book of Dragons.
Hiccup
Astrid, come on. Lighten up.
Astrid
Me? She's the one sneaking around! Looking at... our stuff!
Hiccup
Really? Sneaking around? Wha-what are you talking about?
Astrid
I'm talking about last night. Near my house.
Heather
That was me. I couldn't sleep so... I went for a walk. I was having terrible nightmares.
Hiccup
I can imagine.
Astrid
Is this really happening?
Hiccup
Okay, Astrid, that's enough.
Astrid
You're right, Hiccup. It is.
Hiccup
I'm sorry about that.
Heather
No. I'm sorry. I was wrong to look at your book.
Hiccup
It's no big deal. I trust you.
Heather
Approach the Deadly Nadder slowly.
Heather
Spines. Just like the book said.
Heather
Stay in the blind spot...
Heather
I hear you like that.
Astrid (o.s.)
What are you doing with my dragon?!
Heather
Huh. You really like to sneak up on people.
Astrid
Only the ones who deserve it. And don't give me your innocent routine.
Heather
I wouldn't think of it. You're way too smart for that, Astrid.
Heather
I think your dragon likes me. See you later, Stormfly.
Astrid
Really? Where's the loyalty?
Heather
No, no, no!
Heather
Great. Now what?
Astrid
Heather! "I think your dragon likes me." No one messes with me and my friends!
Astrid
This was stupid.
Astrid
Wait...
Astrid
That's an Outcast boat!
Astrid
Savage...
Savage
What have you learned about the dragons?
Heather
I've learned a lot, Savage. But there's something else. Something that's going to make Alvin very happy.
Savage
I'm listening.
Heather
They have a book. A Book of Dragons. It's got everything in it. Everything Alvin could hope to learn about controlling dragons.
Savage
Where is this book?
Heather
I don't have it. But, I will! I promise. I just, I just need a little more time.
Savage
Alvin isn't known for his patience! He won't be happy having to wait.
Heather
Please! You have to trust me! When I get back to Outcast Island with that book, the wait will be worth it.
Heather
I better go.
Astrid
WAKE UP!
Hiccup
OW! WHAT--! Why would you do that? What are you doing?
Astrid
Saving our butts! I just saw Heather talking to Savage! She working with the Outcasts!
Hiccup
What? She's upstairs, sleeping.
Astrid
Oh, yeah? Let's go find out.
Heather
Hey, guys. Is everything okay?
Hiccup
Yes, Heather. Everything's fine.
Hiccup
Astrid, don't you think it's possible you saw something else? I mean it's pretty dark out there.
Astrid
I know what I saw. The girl is not who you think she is!
Hiccup
So, who is she, then?
Astrid
I-I don't know... nobody knows! She just mysteriously washed up on our beach. You don't find that strange?
Hiccup
No, because her ship was taken over by pirates. Her whole island is under siege.
Astrid
The only thing "under siege" is your brain! You're not thinking clearly!
Hiccup
Oh, really? Me?
Astrid
Hiccup, the Outcasts could be attacking any minute!
Hiccup
Astrid, if there's one thing I know, it's this: Heather... is not working for the Outcasts.
Alvin
Interesting... There's really no rhyme or reason to that thing, is there? Just catches fire at will?
Savage
That's why we need the book! She says everything the boy knows is documented in its pages. If we have it we can control any dragon.
Alvin
Eh? Then why aren't I holding this book in me hand?
Savage
You will be.
Alvin
Good! Because your life depends on it...
Savage
I hate it when he says that.
Hiccup
Hey, Dad, have you seen the book?
Stoick
You'll have to be more specific, son.
Hiccup
The Book of Dragons. I can't find it anywhere.
Astrid
She's gone!
Hiccup
Heather?
Astrid
No! Stormfly! "Little Miss Innocent" stole my dragon!
Fishlegs
Oh, this is bad. This is bad, this is bad, this is bad! This is catastrophic! I-If Alvin gets that book--!
Hiccup
He won't. Heather... I can't believe it.
Snotlout
Me either. How could she walk away from this?
Hiccup
How could I not have seen it?
Tuffnut
Because your brain was "under siege".
Hiccup
Do you even know what that means?
Tuffnut
Yes... no... it's not good, right?
Astrid
No, it's not good.
Hiccup
Astrid look...
Astrid
Save it! You can apologize when you get me my dragon back.
Hiccup
Alright, let's go!
Hiccup (cont.)
We can't let her reach Outcast Island!
Heather
Whoa, whoa-- E--easy girl! Whoa...!
Astrid
We're never gonna catch them! Stormfly is too fast!
Hiccup
When you're riding her, definitely. But not with a stranger.
Snotlout
What's that? Up ahead!
Hiccup
It's Heather. And is she ever gonna be sorry she helped me with Toothless' speed.
Hiccup
I'll get you in close.
Hiccup
I-is that chicken? Is that what you've been--?
Astrid
Really? You wanna talk about that now?
Hiccup
I'm gonna pull right above her!
Astrid
Okay, okay... hold him steady.
Astrid
Going somewhere?
Astrid
Stormfly! Tail flip!
Tuffnut
This is gonna be awesome!
Fishlegs
Uh, Hiccup? I really hate to be the voice of doom, but we just crossed into Outcast waters!
Hiccup
Hey, Astrid?! You might wanna move this along!
Astrid
Give me a minute! She's stronger than she looks!
Outcast
Incoming! Fire!
Hiccup
Uh...Astrid
Astrid
Don't you EVER... touch...my dragon... AGAIN!
Heather
AH! NO!
Snotlout
I'm going after the girl!
Hiccup
I'm going after the book!
Heather
AHHH!!!
Snotlout
Gotcha! Knew you couldn't stay away.
Hiccup
Come on, bud! We need to get that book!
Hiccup
Come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on, bud!
Hiccup
NOOOOO!
Fishlegs
Please tell me you got it.
Hiccup
I was too late. Alvin has the Book of Dragons.


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