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Astrid
You can break out of jail as many times as you want, but you're not getting off this island!
Astrid
Give it up, Heather. We have dragons.
Heather
Astrid, I have to get back to Outcast Island!
Astrid
Yeah, I bet you do.
Heather
You don't understand! Alvin has my parents!
Astrid
Oh, yeah? What happened to the "pirates"?
Heather
There were never any pirates. I made it all up. But, I had to. I needed you to trust me.
Astrid
Well, guess what? We don't. Not anymore.
Outcast #1
Uh, is that the book?
Savage
Looks like. The only question is, how are we gonna get to it?
Outcast #1
Uh, if we had the dragon book, maybe it would tell us what to do!
Savage
You mean that book?
Outcast #1
Uh, right!
Savage
The husky, smart kid on Berk rides one of these dragons. They're very gentle.
Savage
So... go take it from him! What are you waiting for? It's just one little dragon, go!
Outcast #1
Uh, hello there, uh, dragon. If you wouldn't mind, I'd just like to, uh, borrow your--
Savage
Well, that didn't work... who's next?
Fishlegs
Hey, that was a little close, Snotlout!
Snotlout
Quit whining, Fishlegs!
Snotlout
Hey! Cut it out!
Fishlegs
Quit whining, Snotlout!
Hiccup
Nice job, guys. But remember, the Outcasts are not gonna be coming one at a time.
Fishlegs
You don't need to remind me, we're under enough stress.
Hiccup
Remember, we're only gonna have one shot at getting the Book of Dragons back.
Fishlegs
Um, did I not make myself clear about the stress...?
Astrid
Too early, Snotlout. We have to time it perfectly!
Snotlout
It wasn't me, it was them!
Ruffnut
Uh, sorry.
Tuffnut
Yeah, still working out the kinks.
Astrid
Can you calm him down?
Snotlout
Fine, whatever.
Snotlout
Figured that one out yesterday. He likes it!
Fishlegs
Wait, wait, wait. He likes having his horns bent to the ground?
Ruffnut
Tuffnut does.
Tuffnut
I do?
Tuffnut
Oh, yeah... that does feel kinda nice. The dirt's soft...
Astrid
Can we get on with it? There could be a whole army coming at us!
Snotlout
Well? We're waiting!
Snotlout
Hit it!
Astrid
Spines, Stormfly!
Tuffnut
Eh, I kinda like that too. Make a note.
Hiccup
That's gonna work great!
Fishlegs
You know all this training is nice once we have the book. But Alvin's not just gonna hand it over to us.
Astrid
No... but maybe Alvin will hand it to Heather.
Fishlegs
Uh... I think Astrid's been eating Dragon Nip again.
Fishlegs
OW! Why is it always violence with you?!
Astrid
It's not violence, it's communication!
Hiccup
So you're suggesting that we let Heather go?
Astrid
Sort of.
Fishlegs
Yep. Dragon Nip.
Alvin
What's that on your helmet?
Savage
Lava. Gronckle chapter. You might wanna read it.
Alvin
Hm. Well, this is all very interesting. I'll have to see it to believe it.
Alvin
Where's the girl?
Savage
She was captured after she made the drop.
Alvin
How unfortunate for her. But hey, let's give this a try, shall we?
Fishlegs
T-t-t-t-t-this is gonna w-work, right? Cause if it doesn't work, Alvin's gonna know all of our dragon secrets. And if Alvin knows all of our dragon secrets...
Hiccup
Fishlegs! It'll work.
Hiccup
Oh, that must be--
Ruffnut
Heather!
Tuffnut
Get her! That rhymes!
Tuffnut
YOU! MUST! STAY! IN! YOUR! CELL! How many times do we have to tell you--?!
Astrid
It's me, you muttonheads!
Tuffnut
Whoa.
Snotlout
Wow.
Fishlegs
Oooh.
Tuffnut
Oh, sorry, Astrid. Totally unconvincing.
Astrid
Oh, yeah, I could tell.
Hiccup
You sure about this?
Astrid
No. But it's our only chance.
Hiccup
We'll be shadowing you from the sky.
Astrid
I don't need shadowing.
Hiccup
Just in case. You know... it'll make me feel better.
Astrid
Fine, just stay out of sight. If Alvin sees you, it'll all be over!
Hiccup
Don't worry about us. Just get the book and get out of there. We'll be waiting.
Hiccup
Hey, Astrid? Be safe...
Bucket
Anyone in here hungry? We've got a lovely cabbage soup tonight. Yummy!
Bucket
Aw, not again! Stoick's gonna kill me!
Bucket
Oh, not good, not good, not good...
Heather
Sorry, Bucket, but I have to get to Outcast Island. And nothing is gonna stop me.
Astrid
Whoa...
Savage
We thought you'd been captured.
Astrid
I was! But I got away!
Savage
Well, it's good to see you safe and sound. Get rid of her.
Astrid
WHAT?!
Savage
We don't need you anymore.
Astrid
Savage, wait! You do need me! I can prove it! You have the book, right? I've watched them. I've learned from them. Trust me! That book is only worth something if you know how to use it.
Heather
Okay. Never startle a sleeping Nadder.
Heather
Hey, it's me girl. Your old pal, Heather. You and I are gonna go on a little trip. I'm-I'm just gonna put this saddle on you.
Heather
Sorry, girl. No chicken tonight.
Heather
See? No big deal. Okay. Good girl! That wasn't so hard. Now. Let's go find Astrid.
Heather
Go, girl! Come on, Stormfly! Yeah! Come on!
Fishlegs
I wanna go on record as saying I'm not so sure about this plan, Hiccup.
Hiccup
If you have another one, I'm open.
Fishlegs
I just think landing in a wild dragon nesting ground is really going to freak Meatlug out.
Hiccup
Really? Well, how does she feel about flaming arrows and catapults?
Fishlegs
Uh, yeah, she really doesn't like those, either.
Hiccup
Oh, you don't say?
Snotlout
Tell you what, Fishlegs, when we get there, you just lay back, and let the real dragons do the work.
Fishlegs
Yeah... You really have no idea what a swarm of angry wild dragons are capable of.
Tuffnut
You know what would be awesome?
Ruffnut
Flaming arrows... Catapults...
Both
And wild dragons!
Fishlegs
That makes three of you.
Alvin
Seems pretty straightforward to me.
Astrid
It's anything but straightforward, Alvin.
Alvin
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that people will say anything to keep themselves alive. Isn't that right, Savage?
Savage
Right! A-as usual, Alvin.
Alvin
See? Now you say I need you to interpret what's in this book, to use it properly. I say it's nothing but a ploy.
Astrid
Fine. Give it a try.
Alvin
You heard the girl.
Outcast
Alright. Uh, seems easy enough.
Outcast
Uh... What kinda dragon is this?
Astrid
It's a Deadly Nadder. You need the page number?
Outcast
Uh... Nope. Nope, nope, right here.
Outcast
Deadly Nadder. Likes to preen. Very sure of itself. Uh, constant grooming. Hmm, alright, we'll appeal to its vanity.
Outcast
Well, you, uh, certainly are a lovely girl. O-or are you a handsome boy? Wh-who can tell?
Astrid
Like I said. The book can only get you so far, Alvin.
Hiccup
You see this, Fishlegs? You got yourself all worked up for nothin'.
Fishlegs
Umm... You were saying?
Hiccup
Guys, remember! Stick to the plan! No matter how crazy it gets.
Snotlout
Crazy? I love crazy! Bring it! Wait! What's the plan again?
Hiccup
Now! Fire!
Fishlegs
That's sweet!
Snotlout
Yes! We did it! Stupid dragons!
Hiccup
Would you just let go of the fish?! I'll catch you!
Snotlout
NO! THAT'S MY LUNCH!
Hiccup
Now!
Alvin
What is it?
Astrid
The book. I need it.
Astrid
Well, I didn't memorize it.
Astrid
Please be a Nadder, please be a Nadder, please be a Nadder, please be a Nadder. Please be a Nadder, please be a Nadder.
Astrid
Ugh. Great.
Alvin
Well? I'm waiting.
Astrid
Alright, big boy. It's you and me.
Astrid
Okay. Check that off the list. How 'bout the direct approach.
Alvin
Our little Heather is feistier than I remember.
Alvin
This isn't anything my soldiers haven't already tried. You'll need to do better.
Astrid
Ugh! The one time I wish Snotlout was here.
Astrid
Snotlout...
Alvin
Well. That's the end of that.
Savage
Wait! Look.
Astrid
Urgh! These things don't budge!
Alvin
What?! Oh, ho! I told you she knew what she was doing!
Savage
Yes, you certainly did.
Astrid
Ugh! What do you say we get outta here?
Alvin
Going somewhere, Heather?
Astrid
As far away from this place as possible!
Alvin
Without your parents?
Astrid
Parents? She was telling the truth?
Alvin
I might see my way clear to trading 'em for that book.
Alvin
Or you can leave and I'll kill 'em!
Alvin
Well, let's have it.
Astrid
Send them over first!
Alvin
Fine...
Alvin
Off you go.
Astrid
Mom! Dad!
Astrid
I'm a friend of Heather's. I'm here to help.
Alvin
You do realize I'll never let you out of here with that book.
Astrid
No kidding! When I tell you, drop to the ground. It's about to get really hot in here!
Alvin
Oh, Heather! I'm waiting.
Astrid
Now!
Astrid
Sorry, boy!
Alvin
Heather, Heather, Heather...
Alvin
Aye!
Alvin
Or are yeh?
Hiccup
There's Astrid!
Fishlegs
Who's that with her?
Hiccup (o.s.)
I don't know.
Hiccup
But that's the signal.
Hiccup
Okay, let's go bud!
Hiccup
Who's this?
Astrid
Heather's parents. She was telling the truth. Just go with the plan.
Alvin
Oi! There they are! Get 'em!
Alvin
Heh, heh, Hiccup. Bet you're surprised to see me.
Hiccup
Eh, not really. This is where you live, right?
Hiccup
Easy, bud. Looks like he's got us. This time.
Alvin
You know, Hiccup, with this book, your knowledge of dragons, and my knowledge of warfare, we could make quite the team. How's that sound?
Hiccup
Uh, insane? Demented? Delusional? Stupid?
Alvin
Alright then, we'll just have to agree to disagree. You're a smart boy, Hiccup. You know I can't let you leave the island.
Hiccup
And you're a smart, murderous, barbarian, Alvin. You know I have a better plan than this.
Alvin
So do I.
Hiccup
Now!
Alvin
Now!
Fishlegs
This wasn't part of the plan, Hiccup!
Tuffnut
Yeouch!
Hiccup
Look out!
Snotlout
There's too many of them!
Ruffnut
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Astrid
We're never getting out of here!
Astrid
Is that...?
Heather
Yeah!
Hiccup
Heather!
Astrid
Stormfly!
Alvin
What? Heather?!
Astrid
I'm sorry I didn't believe you!
Heather
It's okay. I wouldn't have believed me either.
Astrid
Now let's get your parents.
Heather
Mom, Dad, hang on!
Hiccup
Alright guys, just like we practiced!
Hiccup
Ruffnut, cover fire!
Ruffnut
It's about time!
Tuffnut
I love this part! Wait for it...
Hiccup
Fishlegs! Incoming!
Fishlegs
Whoa! Nice catch girl! Lava blast!
Fishlegs
That's it, Meatlug!
Heather
Yeah!
Astrid
Now, Snotlout!
Snotlout
Go for it!
Snotlout
Yee-haw! You feelin' the heat, boys? 'Cuz I sure am!
Hiccup
Great job, guys. Let's get out of here.
Alvin
They're getting away! Stop them!
Savage
Shouldn't we test this first?
Savage
AAAAHHHH!
Alvin
Why you little--
Hiccup
Astrid!
Alvin
Surrender! Or I'll... eheheh, you know the rest.
Hiccup
Do it, bud.
Astrid
Hiccup! Don't shoot!
Hiccup
Who is that?
Astrid
Just a new friend I made.
Alvin
Did you see that? That dragon came for her. It protected her!
Savage
Bonded with her. We need to get that book back, Alvin!
Alvin
Oh, we need more than that book. We need that boy.
Heather
I can't thank you enough. Especially you, Astrid. You put your life on the line for us. I'll never forget that.
Heather
I'm gonna miss you. Both of you.
Hiccup
Eh, who knows. Maybe we'll see each other again sometime.
Heather
Maybe we will.
Hiccup
Just promise me one thing: If you need help again, you'll ask.
Heather
I will. I promise.
Hiccup (v.o.)
Ever since dragons showed up on Berk, we've learned to expect the unexpected.
Snotlout
Write me.
Hiccup (v.o.)
But every once in a while something or someone comes along that surprises us. And when that happens, you kind of hate to see them go.


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