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Hiccup (v.o.): This is Berk. For generations, it was Viking against dragon. The battles were ferocious... then one day, everything changed.

[Hiccup flies in on his Night Fury and best friend, Toothless.]

Hiccup (v.o.): I met Toothless, and together we've shown people here that instead of fighting dragons, we can ride them... live with them, even train them.

[They land on a sea stack where Astrid, Fishlegs, Snotlout, Ruffnut, Tuffnut and their dragons are waiting for them.]

Hiccup: Okay, guys. Best Trick Competition. Who's up first?

Fishlegs: Uh...

Snotlout: Me!

Fishlegs: Actually, I think it's--

Snotlout: Me!

Astrid: Sweet baby Thor in a thunderstorm, GO!

Snotlout: Oh, don't worry, we'll go. And when we go, Hookfang and I are gonna light the sky on--

[Snotlout's Monstrous Nightmare, Hookfang, plummets off the sea stack, scaring an unprepared Snotlout.]

Snotlout: -FIRE!!!!! Oh, no!

[Hookfang pulls off many stunts, scaring his already terrified Rider into almost wetting himself. Hookfang circles back around and lands back on the sea stack with a thud.]

Snotlout: I'm alive...? I'm alive!

[The other Riders stare at him, blankly.]

Snotlout: Of course I am.

Fishlegs: It's my turn! Ready, Meatlug? Here we go!

[Fishlegs' Gronckle, Meatlug, takes off, flies around in a simple circle, then lands.]

Fishlegs: Yes! New personal best!

Ruffnut: My turn!

Tuffnut: No, my turn!

Hiccup: Guys, same dragon.

Tuffnut: Oh, right.

[Ruffnut and Tuffnut's Hideous Zippleback, Barf and Belch, take off, but then the Twins begin to argue on which way they should go.]

Tuffnut: Go left!

Ruffnut: No, right!

Tuffnut: N-no, right!

Ruffnut: No, left!

[They narrowly miss colliding into another sea stack. Barf and Belch suddenly fling the Twins off their necks and high into the air.]


[Barf and Belch then catch the Twins before they can go splat, then fling them up, and back onto their necks. They then land on the sea stack.]

Ruffnut: We almost died!

Tuffnut: Yeah, I know... go again?!

Astrid: Hey! It's my turn! You might wanna take notes. Let's go! Yah!

[Astrid and her Deadly Nadder, Stormfly, shoot off the sea stack, and fly down towards the ocean.]

Astrid: Okay, Stormfly, tail flip!

[Stormfly flips her tail into the water.]

Astrid: Now twirl!

[The Nadder then barrel rolls, shooting forward.]

Astrid: Quick, upwards spiral!

[They finish their routine with a final spin, high into the air.]

Astrid: Alright, Stormfly!

[As she lands back on the sea stack, the other Riders congratulate her performance.]

Snotlout: Yeah, but can you do it without the dragon?

[She responds to him with a good, hard punch to his shoulder.]

Snotlout: Ow!

[Astrid then turns and gestures to Hiccup, meaning it's now his turn.]

Hiccup: Looks like we've got our work cut out for us there, bud.

[Toothless makes a vertical takeoff, then dives down the sea stack, right to the ocean. Hiccup pulls up at the last second, and shoots forward at breakneck speed. The two boys skillfully swerve in and out through the maze of sea stacks before coming across two conjoined rocks. As soon as they get close enough, Hiccup unhooks his metal leg, and jumps onto the bridge between the two rocks, while Toothless glides under. Hiccup runs across the rocky bridge, then jumps onto Toothless on the other side. The boy and the Dragon rocket towards the sky, leaving the other Riders amazed and awestruck. Toothless then shoots out multiple plasma blasts, which explode like fireworks. It's obvious who won the competition.]

Astrid: They're still the best.

Hiccup: Another win. Good job, bud.

[Hiccup and Toothless fly back to the village.]

Hiccup (v.o.): Yep, dragons. Most people on Berk would say life here is better since we made peace with them. Unfortunately, dragons are still, well, dragons.

[When the two friends land in the village, they see chaos. This includes a yak being chased by a Gronckle, a couple of Terrible Terrors stealing chicken from a woman, a Deadly Nadder who refuses to leave a man's roof, a Monstrous Nightmare stealing a sack of apples from another man, and another Deadly Nadder chasing a group of chickens, running under a clothesline, and stealing a woman's underwear in the process.]

Viking Woman #1: Bad dragon! Let go of my food! Drop it, pesky dragon! Dragons!

Viking Man #1: Get off my roof, you pest!

Viking Man #2: Let go of that! These are my apples!

Viking Woman #2: Give me back my dainties, dragon!

[Suddenly, the villagers start scattering and running for cover.]

Viking Man #3: Incoming!

Viking Man #4: Look out!

Viking Man #3: Dragon poo!

[Hundreds of dragons are now flying over the village, relieving themselves, creating a "poop shower".]

Hiccup: Ew, gross, gross, gross, gross! Oh, poop! Oh, that's disgusting!

[Hiccup backs up, avoiding the poop until he walks in-between two men, Mulch and Bucket, who are using their shields as makeshift umbrellas.]

Hiccup: Hey, Mulch. Hey, Bucket. Sorry about the, uh--

Bucket: Every day at three. They're regular at least. A tip of the cap.

Mulch: Better than the days when it was "kill or be killed". Hey, we've got some fish for that father of yours. Bucket, give the boy the cod.

[Bucket hold up an empty sack with a torn out bottom.]

Bucket: I ate it already? Did I enjoy it?

Hiccup: Um, no, uh, actually, Bucket, I-I'm afraid the, uh--

[A Terrible Terror walks away with the cod.]

Hiccup (v.o): Most of us here on Berk are willing to take the good with the bad. But there are those who will never accept the dragons and will do anything to drive them away.

[It's now nighttime. On the outskirts of the village, there's a small house. Inside, is the sleeping figure of a grumpy old man, Mildew. Suddenly, the roof of his house shakes, waking him up. He then walks outside to find a Gronckle sleeping and snoring on his roof.]

Mildew: Dragons. I should've known.

[He holds up a half-eaten cabbage from his field.]

Mildew: Helps himself to my roof and my cabbage.

[He turns around and stares in horror. A bunch of Gronckles have devoured all the cabbages in his field.]

Mildew: My whole field! Gone! That tears it, Fungus.

[Mildew grabs his helmet, staff, and sheep, then walks towards the village with a scowl on his face.]

[The next day, Stoick is giving orders to the other Vikings.]

Stoick: Stand the elk up in the back. The fishing boats just came in with a big catch.

Mildew: Stoick!

[Mildew walks over to Stoick.]

Gobber: Ah, here's Mildew with the complaint of the day.

Stoick: You picked a bad time, Mildew. I'm in the middle of storing food. The freeze is coming.

Mildew: It's the dragons again. Those demons are not fit to live among civilized men.

Gobber: Neither are you, Mildew. Why do you think we built your house so far outside of town?

Mildew: Ah, very well, make your jokes. Meanwhile these dragons upend our village carts! Turn people's houses into piles of rubble!

Viking Man #4: Mildew's right!

Mildew: They even disturb an old man's rest! Can't you see these bags under me eyes?

Viking Man #5: Go on, Mildew!

Gobber: He's right, he's hideous.

Mildew: These are wild and unpredictable beasts!

Viking Man #6: Right you are!

Mildew: They even cracked this man's skull! Like an egg.

Bucket: Eggs? I like eggs! Scrambled! Over easy! Poached!

Mildew: You need to put those dragons in cages!

Viking Man #7: I agree!

Mildew: If you don't, they'll eat us out of house and home and destroy the entire village!

[As the angry crowd continues to yell, Hiccup tries to intervene and calm everyone down.]

Hiccup: They don't mean any harm. They're just dragons being dragons.

Stoick: Look, Mildew, if there's a problem I'll deal with it.

Mildew: Oh, there is a problem, Stoick. And I think I speak for everyone when I say you better do something about it.

[Later, in Hiccup's house, Stoick is discussing the dragon problem with Gobber.]

Stoick: We can't just let dragons run wild like they own the place. Hey, we could put up signs!

Gobber: Signs? For dragons?

Stoick: No! For the people.

Gobber: Signs? For Vikings? We're not big readers, Stoick.

Stoick: Then we'll build a huge net and stretch it around the plaza.

Gobber: Nets? You do know they breathe fire?

Stoick: I know very well they breath fire, Gobber. Maybe Mildew was right. We have to figure something--

Hiccup: No, no, wait, Dad. What if I deal with the dragons?

Stoick: You?

Hiccup: Who else? If anyone can control them, I can. I'm the best man for the job.

Stoick: You're not a man yet, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Not if you don't give me the chance to be!

Stoick: Fair enough, you'll have your chance... starting tomorrow.

[The next day, Hiccup is walking through the village, ready to begin dragon-wrangling.]

Hiccup: Okay, gang, there's gonna be some changes around here.

[He spots a woman fending off a Deadly Nadder that's trying to take the basket of bread she's holding.]

Viking Woman #3: Get out! Shoo! For the last time, get your nose out of my bread!

[Hiccup runs over to the woman and dragon.]

Hiccup: Hold on, I'll help you! Just... no!

[He places his hand on the Nadder's nose, and the dragon instantly calms down.]

Hiccup: Alright.

[Suddenly, a crash is heard which startles the Nadder. He turns around to see a Gronckle chasing a group of chickens, knocking over carts in the process. As it runs by, the Deadly Nadder chases after it.]

Hiccup: Okay...

[He then sees another Deadly Nadder and a Monstrous Nightmare fighting near a sheep farm, setting some of the sheep on fire and causing them to scatter. Hiccup begins to panic.]

Hiccup: Toothless, stop that fight! I'll put out the sheep! Okay, okay... whoa!

[Hiccup runs into the plaza, right into the middle of even more chaos than yesterday.]

Viking Man #8: Get out! Get back here with my cart!

Viking Man #9: Enough of these dragons!

[The other Riders are watching the whole thing on an abandoned catapult.]

Snotlout: What's he doing?

Tuffnut: Uh, I think he's helping the dragons break stuff.

Ruffnut: Cool!

[Hiccup tries to put out a flaming sheep, but the sheep just hops right over him, knocking him over.]

Astrid: Wow, he could really use our help.

Tuffnut: We'll get to it.

Ruffnut: In a minute.

[He finally manages to put out one of the sheep.]

Hiccup: Sorry about that.

[Suddenly, hundreds of dragons begin flying over the village. You know what that means...]

Astrid: And... it's three o'clock.

[Hiccup doesn't have time to run for cover as dragon poop comes falling down towards him.]

Hiccup: Oh, no...

[It's now nighttime, and Hiccup is on his bed, trying to relax his sore body.]

Hiccup: Oh, everything hurts...

[He lifts his prosthetic leg.]

Hiccup: even this.

Astrid: Hiccup?

Hiccup: Astrid? Perfect. I don't look too beat-up, do I?

[Toothless gives him a pity smile.]

Hiccup: Oh, great. Dragon pity.

[Astrid walks into his room.]

Hiccup: Hey, Astrid. What a nice surprise!

Astrid: So, how was your day?

Hiccup: Uh, uneventful. Hung around the plaza. You know...

Astrid: Yeah, I do know. We saw you out there. It's hard to believe you're still standing.

[Hiccup gives up the act and flops down onto his bed.]

Hiccup: Ugh...! I'm gonna be seeing flaming sheep in my dreams for the next month.

Stoick: Hiccup! Hiccup, what's going on out there? The plaza looks like a war zone.

Hiccup: I know it looks bad...

Astrid: [Whispering] Really bad.

Hiccup: Yeah, but this is only Phase One of my master plan.

Stoick: Oh, so you do have a plan?

Hiccup: I do... of course I do! It's very complex. Lots of drawings, several moving parts. Yeah, it's, uh, pretty wild.

Stoick: Uh-huh. Well, this better be real. Because Mildew's stirred up the whole island. And if you don't get those dragons under control, they'll be calling for their heads.

[Toothless starts to worry at that comment.]

Hiccup: Don't worry, bud. Your head's not going anywhere.

Astrid: You do realize there are, like, a bazillion dragons out there and only one of you? I hope you really do have a plan.

[The next morning, Hiccup and the other Dragon Riders are gathered with their dragons in the old arena.]

Ruffnut: That's your plan? Train dragons?

Tuffnut: Here? Where we used to kill them?

Hiccup: Right... because we don't do that anymore. That's why it's available.

Astrid: Actually, the dragons do seem a little nervous.

Fishlegs: That's because they're very sensitive. Meatlug especially. She lost a cousin here. We try not to talk about it.

Astrid: It's amazing your dad just gave us the arena.

Hiccup: Well, it would be, if he did, yeah, but, he didn't, so that's another thing we should try not to talk about.

Astrid: Wait, so we're going behind your father's back?

Hiccup: There you go, talking about it! Uh... alright. Everybody, here's the thing. The dragons are out of control. We want them to live in our world without destroying it but they can't without our help. They've been blowing things up in the village... we've gotta do something about that.

Tuffnut: Got it! Help dragons blow things up! We can totally do that.

Hiccup: No. I believe I said--

Ruffnut: Here's how we're gonna do it: First, we make them really, really angry.

Tuffnut: No problem. We anger everybody.

Hiccup: No, you guys, this is serious! Mildew wants all of our dragons caged. And I don't know about you, but that's not okay with me.

Tuffnut: You're right. She's sorry.

[Ruffnut glares at her brother.]

Hiccup: Okay, then. Next problem: The dragons are eating everything in sight. Now, when a dragon grabs something it's not supposed to have, you can get him to drop it by giving him a little scratch just below the chin.

[As he explains this, he holds up a loaf of bread, which Toothless takes from him. He then gets Toothless to drop the bread by scratching his chin, which the dragon enjoys.]

Snotlout: Ehneneneneuh! Maybe that works for you and Toothless, but Hookfang and me? We do things a little different.

[Snotlout takes the bread from Hiccup, then tosses it to Hookfang, who catches it in his mouth.]

Snotlout: When I want this big boy to do something I just get right in his face and-- DROP THAT RIGHT NOW! YOU HEAR ME?

[Annoyed, Hookfang drops the bread, then grabs Snotlout in his mouth, leaving just his legs visible.]

Snotlout: See? He dropped it.

Tuffnut: Heh heh. Should we help him?

Astrid: Yeah, in a minute.

Hiccup: Alright. We've got a lot of training to do, but together, we can keep these dragons under control.

Snotlout: Uh... can somebody do that chin-scratchy thing? Hello? You guys still there?

[The Teens walk through a surprisingly dragon-less part of town.]

Fishlegs: Huh. No dragons.

Ruffnut: That was easy.

Snotlout: Lunch?

Hiccup: That's weird. If the dragons aren't here, where are they?

[A distant explosion is heard, along with scattered screams. Suddenly, a mushroom cloud appears near the food storage house.]

Astrid: Something tells me that way.

Viking Man #9: Ow! Stop it! Give me that-- that's mine!

[The Dragon Riders finally arrive at the scene, where what was once the food storage house is now a pile of smoking splinters. They also see the Riders' dragons eating all the fish from storage.]

Astrid: Stormfly?

Snotlout: Hookfang?

Stoick: They've eaten everything! We've got nothing left for the freeze!

Mildew: I warned you Stoick. But did you listen to me? No. You put a bunch of teenagers in charge! Now look what the dragons have done! Caging is too good for those beasts.

Hiccup: Dad, I swear I can fix this. We-- we were just starting to--

Stoick: Enough, Hiccup! How can I trust you to control all the dragons, when you couldn't even control your own?

[He gestures to Toothless, who was digging into a basket of fish.]

Hiccup: Oh, Toothless...

Stoick: Butcket! Mulch! Man the boats! We need another catch!

Mulch: It's too late, Stoick. It took us six months to catch all that fish.

Stoick: Don't tell me it's too late! We've got to try!

Mulch: Of course we do! Uh, don't tell the Chief it's too late. You're always so negative!

Bucket: I don't know what it is with me.

Hiccup: Dad, please! You gotta listen to me. I know dragons better than--

Stoick: Not now, Hiccup. I have a village to feed. The dragons have done enough damage. By tonight, I want every one of them caged. Understand?

Mildew: Bah! You can't just cage these dragons! You need to send them away now!

Viking Man #10: Stoick, Mildew's right!

Viking Man #11: Get 'em out of here!

Stoick: You're right, Mildew. We'll cage them tonight, and in the morning, Hiccup will send them off the island. I'm sorry, son.

[The Teens are gathered in the Great Hall with sad looks on their faces.]

Snotlout: I can't believe we have to send them away!

Astrid: It's gonna be weird. I got used to seeing Stormfly's face being the first thing I see every morning.

Fishlegs: Every night before I went to sleep, Meatlug would lick my feet. Who's gonna do that now?!

[Ruffnut tries to lighten the mood.]

Ruffnut: I volunteer Tuffnut!

[Tuffnut's too sad to care.]

Tuffnut: Whatever. What time should I be there?

Astrid: Come on, guys. Let's get this over with.

Fishlegs: This is the worst day of my life! We're never gonna see our dragons again!

[The Riders get up from their seats, then head to the arena to lock up their dragons.]

Hiccup: We can't let that happen! Toothless is the best friend I've ever had.

Mildew: [Mock regret] Oh, Toothless, I'm gonna miss you so much... You know what your mistake was? Thinking dragons could be trained. But a dragon's gonna do what a dragon's gonna do. It's their nature. And nature always wins.

[Before Toothless could attack him out of anger, the Great Hall doors open, letting in a cold chill that makes the fireplace go out. Toothless decides to help by relighting the fire with a plasma blast.]

Viking Woman #2: Oh! Thank you, Toothless.

[This gives Hiccup an idea.]

Hiccup: You know what? Mildew is absolutely right! Come on, bud!

[The rest of the Riders fly towards the arena and say goodbye to their beloved friends.]

Snotlout: Goodbye, Hookfang.

Astrid: I'm sorry, Stormfly. Now go.

[She points her torch to the arena gates, to which Stormfly and the other dragons sadly walk through.]

Snotlout: Ugh. Feels like big, sharp teeth are tearing at this thing in my chest.

Astrid: That's what it feels like when your heart is breaking.

Snotlout: I don't have a heart! I'm not a girl!

[The gates begin to close, saddening both the dragons and the Riders. Suddenly, Hiccup's voice is heard.]

Hiccup: Don't close it!

[He lands Toothless near the gates, then grabs the lever to open them back up.]

Hiccup: We are not locking them up.

Astrid: What happened? Did you change your father's mind? Or are we going behind his back again...?

Hiccup: Uh... one of those. Look. The dragons are gonna do what they're gonna do. It's their nature. We just need to learn how to use it!

[The next day, Mulch and Bucket are trying to catch fish.]

Mulch: Ah, the nets are empty again.

Bucket: Did I eat them already? Did I enjoy it? Oop-- am I being too negative?

[Snotlout and Hiccup fly over to the boat.]

Hiccup: Snotlout, scare us up some dinner!

Bucket: Dragon attack!

[Hookfang dives into the ocean, scaring the fish and herding them into the fishing nets.]

Snotlout: WHOO-HOO!

Mulch: Hey! Thanks, dragon!


[Hiccup, Astrid and Fishlegs fly toward Mildew's field, where the old man is trying to plant more cabbage.]

Hiccup: Come on! Follow me!

Mildew: Huh?

Astrid: Afternoon, Mildew!

[Astrid uses Stormfly's tail to dig into the soil, while Hiccup flies down to pour cabbage seeds into the ground-up dirt.]

Hiccup: Three o'clock! Time for the fertilizer!

Mildew: Fertili--?

[Hundreds of dragons begin flying over Mildew's field, Fishlegs and Meatlug joining them.]

Fishlegs: Okay, Meatlug, let 'er rip!

[Meatlug and the rest of the dragons begin pooping onto the field, providing a good fertilizer to help grow Mildew's cabbage.]

Hiccup: Smile, Mildew! We just saved you three months of work!

[In the forest, the Twins are using Barf and Belch's explosions to scare a sounder of wild boars. Once they run out of the forest, Hiccup herds them all into the village's slaughterhouse.]

Hiccup: That's the way to do it!

Fishlegs: Whoo-hoo! That was awesome!

Astrid: How did you know that was gonna work?

Hiccup: Because they're dragons, and they're gonna do what dragons do. We just have to work with them and not against them. You know who we should actually be thanking--?

Mildew: There they are, Stoick! Those dragons don't look like they're in cages to me.

Stoick: No. This is not what I asked for.

[The Teens are now all gathered in the arena, when Stoick and Gobber approach them. This doesn't bode well.]

Fishlegs: Oh, no! What's Stoick gonna do to us?

Ruffnut: I'm too pretty for jail!

Tuffnut: Ha, where'd you hear that?

Stoick: You all disobeyed my orders... and there will be consequences.

Astrid: I told you we were gonna get in trouble. Ugh, you never listen to me!

[Hiccup steps up, ready to take full responsibility.]

Hiccup: Dad, if anyone's going to get in trouble, it should be me.

Stoick: Nope. You all had a hand in this.

Mildew: Oh this is going to be great, Fungus. It's about to get ugly.

Stoick: You took over this place without asking. You released the dragons against my wishes. Things are going to change around here. That's why I--

Gobber: You're getting a Dragon Training Academy!

Mildew: Wha--?

Stoick: Gobber! I wanted to tell them!

[The Teens' confusion and shock is replaced by relief and happiness.]

Gobber: I'm sorry. You're right. Go ahead.

Stoick: Well, you told most of it!

Gobber: You can tell him the part about how proud you are of them!

Stoick: GOBBER! Hiccup-- well, what he said. You've all made me proud. This Dragon Training Academy is for you.

[He opens the cages inside the new Academy, releasing all the Teens dragons.]

Snotlout: Hookfang! My buddy!

Astrid: Hey, Stormfly! I missed you so much!

Fishlegs: Meatlug! Oh, who's Daddy's little baby? Oh, who's Daddy's little...

Hiccup: Hey, bud!

Mildew: Oh, I'll get those dragons yet.

Stoick: Now all you have to do is train 'em.

Hiccup: Not a problem, Dad. After all, I've got him.

Astrid: Ah-hem?

Hiccup: And... them, too.

[During the closing narration, Hiccup is drawing his friends with their dragons, Meatlug is licking a sleeping Fishlegs' feet, and a sleeping Astrid's window flies open, revealing Stormfly, ready to start the day.]

Hiccup (v.o.): Dragons can't change who they are. But who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures.

[Hookfang and Meatlug are hanging the new sign on the new Academy: Berk Dragon Training Academy.]

Astrid: Berk Dragon Academy. I like the sound of that.

Hiccup (v.o.): And as long as it takes me, I am going to learn everything there is to know about them. Wouldn't you?

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