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In Dragons We Trust (transcript)
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Hiccup (v.o.): As you fly through life it's always good to know who you can trust... and who you can't.

Hiccup: Nice catch, bud. A little close...

Hiccup (v.o.): I know I can always count on Toothless. And it's important for him to know... that no matter what... he can count on me.

Hiccup: It's your turn. Jump!

Fishlegs: I don't want to jump! I--!

Hiccup: You have to believe she's gonna catch you! It's a trust exercise.

Fishlegs: I like to do my trusting on the ground, thank you, very much!

Snotlout: Like this, chicken-legs. WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

Tuffnut: So...should we mention something to Hookfang?

Ruffnut: Let me sleep on it.

Astrid: Hookfang! Get him!

Snotlout: Not feeling the trust!

Snotlout: AH! COMIN' IN TOO HOT! AHH!

[Snotlout and Hookfang crash through Mildew's roof.]

Snotlout: Mildew!

Mildew: You'll pay for this!

Hiccup: Oh, something tells me we're gonna hear about this...

Hiccup: Shingle again? Didn't we have roofing material for dinner last night?

Hiccup: It was an accident, Dad. I'm sure Mildew's making it sound worse than it is.

Stoick: A dragon and a huge, obnoxious boy crashed through his roof... twice!

Hiccup: Well, sure, it sounds bad if you're gonna... stick to the facts.

Stoick: Of all the houses on the island, a dragon had to crash through Mildew's! You know he hates dragons more than anyone else!

Hiccup: I know...You might wanna talk to him about his attitude.

Stoick: Listen to me, Hiccup. I gave you the responsibility of training those dragons. Everyone knows that! All eyes are upon you son.

Stoick: Whatever those beasts do reflects on you. And whatever you do reflects on me.

Hiccup: I'm sorry, Dad. You're right.

Stoick: You and your friends are gonna go back to Mildew's and fix that roof. Without your dragons!

Hiccup: Got a break there, bud.

Stoick: Ah! Not so fast! Aren't you forgetting something? It's boot night! They need to be aired out.

Hiccup: UGH! I think it's going to take more than air.

Fishlegs: Uck. I hate boot night!

Tuffnut: Why is his left foot always so much smellier than his right?

Snotlout: Oh, no...

Stoick: Where are my boots?

Stoick: Where are your boots?

Gobber: They've all been stolen! Every last one!

Bucket: Oh! That explains why me feet are so cold.

Mulch: Who could have done such a thing?

Mildew: All I know is that they left a mighty big footprint.

Fishlegs: Oh! Those are Zippleback tracks. You can tell by the half-moon shaped arches. That's Dragon 101 guys, I don't gotta fill you in on that.

Hiccup: So, a dragon walked through here - a Zippleback, according to my friend, Fishlegs. But that doesn't mean he took everyone's boots.

Mildew: Well, there's just one way to find out. Follow the footprints.

Hiccup: So there's a bunch of boots piled around a Zippleback. That doesn't mean-- Okay, fine, he took the boots.

Viking #1: How are we supposed to do any work in this weather without our boots?

Viking #2: This is outrageous!

Mildew: Now, how long before something's done about these creatures, Stoick? How much more can we stand?!

Gobber: Listen to yourselves. "My feet are cold!" You're Vikings! Everything is cold! I'll fix your boots for yeh. You'll be back to work in no time.

Stoick: You all heard Gobber. You'll be getting your boots back as good as new.

Mildew: That's it? No consequence for these dragons?

Stoick: They took our boots, Mildew. The world isn't coming to an end!

Mildew: Oh, don't be so sure. Dragons are wild beasts. There's no telling what else they'll do behind our sleeping backs.

Hiccup: They don't destroy things on purpose!

Mildew: Bah!

Hiccup: But you do have a point, Mildew.

Mildew: Uh-whuh?

Hiccup: They are wild animals. And they need us to keep an eye on them. And rest assured we will do just that! Will you get out of there?

Hiccup: We're going on night patrol.

Tuffnut: Night patrol! I love it! What is it?

Hiccup: It's where we patrol... at night. To keep an eye on the Dragons. Make sure they don't get blamed for anything else.

Fishlegs: Um, have you cleared this with our parents? Because some of us might not be allowed out after a certain hour.

Snotlout: Not allowed? Or afraaaaid?

Fishlegs: Hey! Things happen after dark.

Hiccup: Guys! We have to do this. You heard Mildew; he wants the Dragons banished.

Ruffnut: Permission to shoot first and ask questions later?

Tuffnut: Permission to skip the question?

Hiccup: We're just patrolling! No one is shooting anyone!

Tuffnut: I have a question. What's fun about that?!
Astrid
It's not supposed to be fun. It's a "Hiccup" idea.
Hiccup
Exactly. What?
Astrid
Hello, sir!
Astrid
Ah, umm, ah--ma'am. My name is Astrid, and I'm with the Dragon United Monitoring Brigade.
Woman
D.U.M.B?
Astrid
Yes. That is correct. Not my idea... But it is easy to remember. If you have any dragon-related problems, contact us. Just cup a hand on either side of your mouth and at the top of your lungs yell... D.U.M.B.
Snotlout
Halt! Who goes there?!
Gobber
Take a wild guess.
Snotlout
I don't think I like your attitude.
Gobber
Right back at yeh.
Snotlout
Yeah... but I'm the one with the sash.
Gobber
Let me take a closer look at that.
Gobber
'D.U.M.B'? Well, that suits you.
Snotlout
Okay, I think we're done here.
Fishlegs
Oh! What was that?
Tuffnut
Whoa...
Ruffnut
Whoa.
Both
Did you see me scare him?
Ruffnut
No, I scared him!
Tuffnut
No, I scared him!
Ruffnut
No me!
Tuffnut
No, no, no! Hey! Ugh!
Ruffnut
It was me! I did it!
Tuffnut
Clearly me!
Hiccup
Well, Mildew will be happy to know what dragons do at night: they sleep, like everyone else.
Stoick
Who could have done such a thing?
Fishlegs
Oh, it looks like a dragon to me!
Hiccup
We don't know for sure, Fishlegs...
Fishlegs
Sure, we do. Look at these claw marks. It was obviously a Monstrous Nightmare. The spacing of the talons is dead on.
Hiccup
(Sarcastic) Once again, thank you, Fishlegs!
Fishlegs
Oh, stop, it's just basic stuff.
Astrid
But how could this happen? We had every dragon accounted for at all times! Right, guys?
Snotlout
When you say, "at all times," and "every dragon," what exactly do you mean?
Hiccup
Okay, what happened, Snotlout?
Snotlout
Well, I was detaining a suspect who wasn't showing sufficient respect to the sash.
Gobber
I think I showed sufficient respect to a sash that says "D.U.M.B."
Astrid
We've got to change that name.
Snotlout
Anyways, as I was questioning said suspect, Hookfang may have -- and I'm not saying he did -- but it is possible he wandered off for a few...
Ruffnut
Seconds?
Tuffnut
Minutes?
Snotlout
Hours.
Tuffnut
Oh, that's way longer than minutes.
Mildew
Oh, no, it's true! The Great Hall! So many memories. My three weddings, their three funerals. Oh, the funerals!
Gobber
A dragon must have gone on a rampage. I hate to say it, Stoick, but you're going to have to--
Stoick
I know what has to be done, Gobber.
Mildew
So do I!
Stoick
Starting tonight, every night, I want all the dragons put in the Academy under lock and key.
Mildew
What? That's it? Look what they did!
Hiccup
This just doesn't make any sense! A dragon wouldn't just come in here and destroy the place! I mean, none of the food was even touched!
Stoick
I don't know why dragons do what they do, but I'm not going to let them do any more damage.
Gobber
You had to cage the Dragons, Stoick. You had no choice.
Stoick
I know. But to Hiccup, when I punish them, I'm punishing him.
Gobber
Yeah, that boy thinks the dragons can do no wrong.
Stoick
I just hope he understands that while a father does what's best for his son, a Chief must do what's best for the village.
Fishlegs
Sleep, little Meatlug in your bed, where yummy little boulders dance in your head.
Fishlegs
That usually works! Our whole bedtime routine is upset! She won't even lick my feet, thanks to--
Snotlout
Watch it, Fishlegs! At least my dragon doesn't need a lullaby and a blanky.
Ruffnut
Actually, it's your fault that all our dragons have to sleep in jail.
Tuffnut
Yeah. You don't see our dragon going on a rampage and wrecking stuff. Well, not any good stuff.
Hiccup
I don't think a dragon wrecked the Great Hall or stole the boots.
Astrid
None of us wants to believe it either, Hiccup, but you saw the proof.
Hiccup
What proof? You saw the footprints, too. They were supposed to be made by a Zippleback, but they were no deeper than mine. Look at these! I could lie down in them!
Fishlegs
Well, there could be a lot of explanations why a dragon made shallow footprints.
Ruffnut
Like, hello, he was trying to be sneaky?
Astrid
Alright. Well, how do you explain the Great Hall?
Hiccup
Snotlout, do something about him, please? We're trying to think over here.
Tuffnut
Yeah, I gave up thinking. Never been happier.
Hiccup
Snotlout!
Snotlout
I'm not the boss of him. He always does that when he gets angry!
Hiccup
Or goes on a rampage. That's how I can explain the Great Hall! I've got to tell my dad about this!
Hiccup
Just hear me out, Dad. When a Monstrous Nightmare gets mad, his whole body bursts into flames. Look at these walls! Not one single scorch mark.
Stoick
Hiccup, until I have solid proof that it was something else, the dragons stay where they are.
Crowd
Fire, fire!
Stoick
The armory! Grab some buckets! Toothless?
Viking Man
It was him! He set the armory on fire!
Viking Woman
How dare he?
Hiccup
Toothless?
Stoick
Every one of our weapons...gone!
Gobber
Prudence! My poor darling, I'm so sorry. You should've had a long, blood-letting life.
Mildew
She didn't have to die, Gobber. Hiccup's dragon left us utterly defenseless.
Hiccup
Dad, you know Toothless wouldn't do this.
Mildew
Sure, listen to your boy, Stoick. That's what got us into this mess! See what happens when you leave your Dragon all alone to wait outside?
Hiccup
What did you say?
Gobber
Cindy! Oh, I guess your throat-slicing days are over.
Stoick
These dragons have done too much damage. It's not longer safe to have them on Berk. I want them gone.
Hiccup
WHAT?!
Mildew
Finally!
Stoick
Round them up, and take them all to Dragon Island.
Stoick
By the end of the day tomorrow, there will be no more dragons on Berk!
Mildew
Oh, what a glorious day that will be. Party at my house!
Mildew
Don't forget, boy. Right after you drop off your dragon, you'll be fixing my roof.
Hiccup
This is wrong...
Astrid
I know, it's horrible. It's the worst day of my life...
Hiccup
No, Astrid. Something here doesn't add up.
Fishlegs
All I know is I'm losing my dragon.
Hiccup
For now, yeah. Okay, but I-I just need time to fix this.
Snotlout
What are you talking about? It's over.
Ruffnut
Forget it, it's over.
Tuffnut
Yeah, forget it.
Astrid
I'm gonna miss you...
Fishlegs
Okay, Meatlug. There's plenty of rocks if you get hungry... and don't eat any limestone. You know it doesn't agree with you.
Snotlout
Be strong, buddy. I know you're gonna miss me--
Snotlout
Okay. He's crying...he's crying on the inside!
Hiccup
I'll be back for you. I promise.
Hiccup
[On the verge of tears] No, bud! You've gotta stay here, and take care of the other dragons. It's gonna be okay, Toothless. Trust me...
Hiccup
There's something Mildew said that I can't stop thinking about....h-he said, "See what happens when you leave your dragon to wait outside?" He knew Toothless wasn't with me just before the armory fire.
Astrid
So...?
Hiccup
So...so, he lives on the other side of the island. What was he doing in town? And how would he know where we were before the fire?
Astrid
You really think he set that fire?
Hiccup
I think he did all of it. And I think he did it so my dad would get rid of all the dragons.
Astrid
That's a pretty serious accusation. How are you gonna prove it?
Hiccup
Wife...wife...wife...
Hiccup
Hmm....well, Mildew definitely has a type. [shudders]

[Hiccup finds a pair of Zippleback foot markers and a Monstrous Nightmare claw]

Hiccup
What the...?
Mildew
I'm home, ladies!
Mildew
What's that you say...? Nothing? Perfect.
Mildew
Ah, these served us well, didn't they, Fungus? Shame we have to get rid of them.


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