Midnight Scrum (transcript)
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Man 1: Come back here!

Man 2: Get him!

Man 1: Where'd he go?

Man 2: Don't let him get away!

[Hiccup running from the vikings, shooting arrows and throwing axes at him .]

Man 1: We'll get you!

Man 2: He's on the right behind that tree! Come on! We're getting closer!

[A Dragon Hunter jumps off a sea stack an attempt to kill hiccup, and he avoids it, sliding down a hill.]

Hiccup: [Laughs while sliding down hill.] Wha, whoa! [Hiccup falls down the hill.] Toothless! Toothless!

Astrid: Get'em Stormfly. [Stormfly shoots spine shots in front of a few vikings.] Yeah, that's right keep running! You okay?

Hiccup: Yeah, I think so. I'm all right, bud.

Astrid: Who were those guys? They didn't look like Dragon Hunters.

Hiccup: You Know, I don't know. With all the flying axes and tumbling down hills, I forgot to ask. Hey. What you got there, Toothless?

Astrid: I think I know who those guys were.

[Scene cut to the clubhouse]

Snotlout: [Snotlout laughs at Hiccup about his bounty.] No way! Viggo put a price on Hiccup's head? Oh, man! Every bounty hunter from here to the archipelago is gonna be looking for you.

Hiccup: [Sarcastic] Thank you, Snotlout, for your undying support.

Snotlout: No, thank you, Hiccup.

Fishlegs: Hmm. I wonder if Viggo's paying the bounty with Berk's gold?

Tuffnut: That much irony should be illegal. Let me see that. Wait a minute, there's no mention of us at all.

Ruffnut: It's all about Hiccup.

Tuffnut: I demand a bounty be on us immediately and that the hounds be released.

Ruffnut: I'll put a bounty on us.

Tuffnut: Thanks, sister. I know I could count on you. All right, we'll need flattering pictures for our flyers, a creepy alias, mine will be Nutte Tuff.

Hiccup: All right, enough about the bounty. Mine and yours. We have other things to do.

Heather: I hate to say it, Hiccup, but it might be a good idea to lie low for a while, until this cools off.

Hiccup: No way. That's playing right into Viggo's hands.

Astrid: Wait, you can't still be planning on going to the party?

Hiccup: It's berk's 400 year anniversary. You know what my dad would do to me if I missed it?

Snotlout: And he's finally gonna nail you for losing all of berk's gold [laughs] it's gonna be epic.

Hiccup: We're not kids anymore, Snotlout. He's not gonna "nail me."

Fishlegs: I don't know, Hiccup. A crowded, public event is the perfect place for bounty hunters to slip in undetected.

Hiccup: Fishlegs I appreciate your concern, but no, I'm not hiding from anyone. We're going to the party.

[Scene cut to Berk]

Gobber: Can you beliveve it, Stoick? four hundred years. Makes Ya proud to be a berkian.

Stoick:  Yes, it does.

Gobber: Now, what else do we need on my list?

Stoick: I don't have to remind you, do I, that berk's gold was lost to Viggo?

Gobber:  No, chief. I was there. Don't be too hard on him about the gold, chief. It wasn't all his fault. We were lucky to get off that island in one piece.

Stoick: How's life at the Great Beyond, Son? 

Snotlout: Ha! Funny you should ask, Chief. There's actually a--

Hiccup: Yeah, it's great, Dad. How could it not be great? It's the Great Beyond. Right, guys?

Astrid, Fishlegs, Heather: Oh, Yeah. The Great Beyond is fantastic. the Great Beyond Oh, Yeah.

Hiccup: So, how are things here?

Stoick: They've been better.

Hiccup: Yeah, about that. Uh, listen, Dad--

Stoick: We can discuss it later, Son. Always remember, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Hiccup: Yeah. Got it. Loud and clear.

Stoick: now, go enjoy yourselves. A party like this happens only once in 400 years.

Snotlout: That's it? What a rip-off!

Tuffnut: Okay you heard the man.

Ruffnut:  The party is on!

Tuffnut: Yeah! on and going.

Astrid: Aren't you gonna tell him about the bounty?

Hiccup: No. i'm not. He has enough to deal with right now.

[Scene cut to berk's party]

Gobber: Let's hear it for the wee ones! We Berkians have come a long way in 400 years. For a long time, we were at war with the dragons, hunting them, killing them. But that all changed one day, when some of our youngest Berkians had the guts to step up and take a stand. Ladies and vikings, the time has come to look towards the future of Berk. I give you Hiccup and the Dragon Riders!

Hiccup: All right, guys. Let's give 'em a show to remember.

[Astrid and Heather fly towards each other. They stand up, and jump off. A little girl covers her eyes. Astrid and Heather hit each others arms, and land back on their dragons.]

Astrid: Yes!

Snotlout: Comin' in hot!

[Snotlout comes in, Hookfang flaming, and lights a pile of logs.]

Berkian 1: This is fun!

[The twins fly straight up, barf's gas trailing behind them.]

Ruffnut: You're making the nose too big.

Tuffnut: Everyone loves a strong, authoritative nose.

[The twins fall backwards.]

Ruffnut: Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Tuffnut: Light it up, Belch!

[The gas explodes, viewing it as a shape of a viking head.]

Fishlegs: Suck it in, Meatlug. [Fishlegs goes through one of the eyes. He comes out, his helmet on fire.] Whoo! oh, yeah. oh, yeah, Fishlegs!

Hiccup: Huh?

Whispering Waldo: Hmm.

Hiccup: Bounty hunters. Who are you?

Silent: Please don't hurt them, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Wait, you know these guys?

Silent: Sure, they're my uncles. Whispering Waldo, Mute Marvin, and soft Spoken Sam. 

Soft Spoken Sam: Hi

Silent: They're just ship-lagged from their long journey.

Hiccup: Sorry, Sven. And you too, Muttering Marvin, Wailing Waldo, and...uh.. Never mind. Welcome to Berk. 

[Hiccup and Astrid fly away, passing two bounty hunters, holding up Hiccup's bounty.]

[Scene cut to the Great Hall.]

Hiccup: All right, I admit it. Living with a bounty on my head is more stressful than I thought. First Viggo gets our gold, now this. I just think I should

Astrid: Tell Stoick. He's the chief and he's your Dad.

Hiccup:  No, like he said, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." Good night, Astrid. I'II see you in the morning.

[Scene cut to the village in the middle of the night.]

Stoick: Hiccup! Has anyone seen Hiccup? Hiccup! Have you seen Hiccup?

[Scene cut on boat.]

Hiccup: Huh? Where am I? There's got to be something sharp. [Hiccup scooted over to a nail sticking out the wood. Hiccup rubbed the ropes against the nail. Footsteps are heard from the top deck.] Come on. Come on. Come on. [Bounty hunters came down to the bottom deck.]

Amos: He's awake! quick Berthel, knock him out again.

Hiccup: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Amos: Why not?

Hiccup: Because you might accidentally kill me, and Viggo wants me alive.

Berthel: Is that true?

Amos: Well, what does the poster say?

Berthel: I lost the poster.

Amos: Berthel, you had one thing to do, hold the poster.

Berthel:  Holding things is not my strong suit. You know that.

Amos: Maybe we'll knock you out later.

Hiccup: You know, if I were you two, I'd release me.My friends will be here any minute, with their dragons.Their fire-breathing dragons. 

Amos: He's bluffin'.

Berthel:  What's that? Dragons?

[Both hunters ran to the top deck.]

Hiccup: [ Hiccup began rubbing the ropes again. He got free from the tied ropes.]  I'm down here!

Savage: Yes. I know you are.

Hiccup: Savage. [Hiccup tripped Savage. Hiccup went up on top deck.] Oh, Thor!

[Savage got on top of Hiccup on the ground.]

Savage:  Slippery one, aren't you?

Hiccup: Wait, savage, you don't want to do this.

[Savage threw Hiccup on his ship.]

Savage: For once in my life, I know exactly what I want to do. Thanks for getting him off Berk, muttonheads.

Berthel: Hold me, Amos.

[Scene cut to Dragon Riders.]

Fishlegs: Since Viggo's island is north, the bounty hunters should be heading in this direction.

Stoick: We'll find him, boy. Don't you worry.

Heather: The Deep sea Channel is calm this time of year and cuts right through to Viggo's island.

Astrid: We'll follow the channel and hope he's on it.

Stoick: Why wouldn't he tell me about the bounty. It's because of what I said, isn't it?

Astrid: He's Hiccup, sometimes his pride's bigger then his brain.

Tuffnut: In the interest of full disclosure, Chief, Ruff and I have a price on our heads as well.

Ruffnut: We've been dropping these all over the archipelago.

Snotlout: Ha! Hey! Hey! and after we get Hiccup back, I'm going to collect your bounty.

Stoick: There it is. We got 'em now.

[Dragon Riders land on ship.]

Stoick: search the rest of the ship. Leave no stone unturned. It's all right.

[ two hunters climbing on the side of the boat]

Amos: Push me up, Berthel!

Berthel: How can I Push you when I'm pullin' me?

Amos: Finally, we made it.

Stoick: Where is Hiccup?

Amos: We don't have him anymore.

Astrid: We searched below deck. He's not here.

Berthel: see, we told you. Savage took him.

Tuffnut: I see you found some of our posters.

Ruffnut:  But why are they on a roll in the outhouse?

Berthel: The soft, two-ply parchment is soothing.

Tuffnut: You picked up on that. very observant.

Ruffnut: And absorbent. see what I did there?

Tuffnut: Yes. Let's sit down and negotiate a deal for the surrender of one Ruffnut and one Tuffnut Thorston.

[Stoick throws the two hunters overboard.]

Ruffnut: We'll have our people Terror Mail your people.

[Scene cut to Hiccup.]

Savage: That'll hold you.

Hiccup: Savage, think about what you're doing. I'm the only one standing between Viggo and his rule. Once you hand me over

Savage: Quiet! I've been disrespected my whole life, but now, I'll be a viking of legend.

Hiccup: Viggo will never respect you. He's playing you for a fool.

Savage: At least I'll be a rich fool.

Hiccup: If gold is what you want, Berk has more gold than you can imagine. Stoick will pay you double what Viggo is offering.

Savage: Nice try, Hiccup. Berk has no gold. Everyone knows that. Who's the fool now? [Hiccup triped Savage again, and tryed to escape, but Savage caught him.] Gonna swim home with your hands tied? [Savage took Hiccup's leg off.] Now, you can't run either. 

Hiccup: Throk!

Throk: I've been looking all over for you.

Hiccup: No, wait.

THrok: Mala heard about the bounty. She sent me to rescue you. [ Hiccup put his leg back on.] This way. Come on.

Hiccup: We gotta get to the Edge. There are bounty hunters everywhere.

Throk: Not to worry, Hiccup Haddock. you're safe now.

Hiccup: Is anyone not after me?

[Throk fighting the masked bounty hunter.]

Throk: Now, you're safe.

[Throk got a blow dart to the neck, then Hiccup got shot.]

[Scene cut to Dragon Riders on ship.]

Stoick: Where is he taking my son?

Savage: I don't know where he is. One minute I was holding his leg, and the next, I woke up and he was gone. I swear it.

Throk: a masked viking surprised me. He must have Hiccup Haddock.

Snotlout: You let some random guy beat you?

Throk: He was very skilled.

Stoick: Where is he taking Hiccup?

Savage: Wait! Wait! Sleipnir island. Ryker is waiting there with the gold. I don't know what they're gonna do to hiccup. It's his own fault he got grabbed, not mine.

Stoick: You're right.

Tuffnut: I'm sure you've heard about the Thorston bounty. We're accepting offers, but you can expect a bidding war.

Ruffnut: Uh-huh.

Stoick: Riders, mount up!

Throk: Thor be with you, Dragon Riders.

[Scene cut to Sleipnir island.]

[Hiccup ran away from the masked bounty hunter, but he caught Hiccup by a chain to the neck.]

Krogan: Don't do that again.

Ryker: Finally. Hiccup Haddock. No dragons to save you, no friends to save you. All alone.

Krogan: The gold.

Ryker: Your eyes look familiar, masked man. Do I know you?

Krogan: The gold.

Ryker: You did good. But there'll be no gold for this one-legged fool.

Krogan: Then there will be no prize.

Ryker: Hunters!

Dragon Hunter 1: Hi.

Ryker: Come with me.

Hiccup: There's got to be something on this island. A dragon. Anything. Huh? That's not exactly what I had in mind.

Ryker: Hurry up! He can't get far!

Hiccup: Sheep.

Krogan: I'll take you to Viggo myself.

Hiccup: Wait. I know you. You were at Viggo's auction.

Krogan: Pull me up. What are you doing? Wait? No! No!

Hiccup: Whoa! Whoa!

Ryker: Oh, I'd love to drop you, but Viggo want's to kill you himself.

Hiccup: That's very considerate.

Dragon Hunter 2: Huh?

Astrid: Go after Hiccup. We'll clear the hunters.

Snotlout: Blast em' Hookfang. Yeah!

Stoick: You get him, Toothless.

Ryker: No, don't!

Stoick: It's all right, Toothless, we got him.

Hiccup: Good to see you, too, bud.

Stoick: I want you to deliver a message to Viggo. You put a bounty on one of us, you get all of us. Well, that felt good.

Astrid: Hiccup, your leg. Are you okay?

Hiccup: I'm okay. Let's just go home. 

Tuffnut: Okay, if that was a bounty hunter, I'm rescinding my bounty, effective immediately.

Hiccup: You know, I don't think I've ever seen you that mad, and that's saying something.

Stoick: Nobody messes with a Haddock without paying the price. Now, about Berk's gold, that was my fault too, son. We both learned a lesson. But, Hiccup

Hiccup: I know what you're gonna say. And you're right. I should've told you about the bounty. After all, I'm your son.

Stoick: Yes, but it's more than that. We're allies, peers. The people of Berk depend on us to keep them safe. And if we're gonna do that, we can have no secrets between us. But that's a conversation for another day. I'm just glad to have you back. We both are.


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