Fandom

HTTYD Wiki

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes (transcript)

1,801pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments0 Share


This is the transcript for the episode Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Fishlegs: Trader Johann's here, everybody, Trader Johann's here!

Snotlout: Yohan Shmohan, that guy never lets me touch any of his cool stuff.

Hiccup:  Well that's because last time he was here, you broke half of it!

Snotlout: [gasps] It's my word against his.

Trader Johann: I'm back! Ah, Berk! The crown jewel of the entire Archipelago!  

Fishlegs: Over here Trader Johann!

[Trader Johann laughs]

Fishlegs: Oooo, what did you bring today?

Trader Johann: First things, Mr. Fishlegs, treasures from every coast and every shore, like the pearls of danger.

Fishlegs: Oooooo!

Trader Johann: Perfect for that special lady in your life...

Snotlout: You know, those could be yours, Astrid, just say the word...

Astrid: Yuck!

Snotlout: That's not the word!

Gobber: Hmm, nope!

Trader Johann: Ah, Mr. Gobber, what could I interest you in?

Gobber: Why don't you wow me Johann, knock me off my feet.

Trader Johann: Put me to the test, I uh, [chuckles] okay.

Gobber: Hang on... [walks over to a corner]

Gobber: What's under here?

Trader Johann: Oh, nothing too exciting, just an old pile of...

Gobber: Scrap metal! It's perfect! I've run out of things to pound around here!

Tuffnut: Woah, It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

Astrid: It's just scrap metal.

Tuffnut: No, I'm talking about this mace!

[Tuffnut runs to the mace and picks it up.]

Tuffnut: Woah, hey mace. You wanna come home with me, don't you? [in a high voice:] Yes I do, Tuffnut, I wanna needlessly destroy other people's property with you! [regular voice again:] Oh Macey, you get me!

Trader Johann: [to Gobber:] I see you are a gentleman that recognizes quality when he sees it. This is the finest metal from the farthest reaches of the archipelago.

Gobber: I'll take it all.

Trader Johann: Excellent, always a pleasure, Mr. Gobber.

[They hear a crash and all look at Snotlout.]

Trader Johann: Huh?

[Plate drops to the deck and breaks.]

Snotlout: Wasn't me!

Trader Johann: I really hate that kid.

Gobber: Uh, Hiccup, do you think you can spare a hook, son?

Hiccup: Not a problem, Gobber. 

[Hiccup looks at the teens ]

Hiccup: Hey guys!

Tuffnut: Lets do this, Macey!

[ Gobber lifts Snotlout off his dragon]

Gobber: Not so fast, you, I paid good money for this scrap, I'll not have you dropping it into the ocean!

[Hiccup yawns]

Woman: I got those ladles when I went to sleep and now they're gone!

Man: All my grandmother's goblets, GONE!

Hiccup: Okay, what did we just  walk into?

Man 2: All my favorite milk jugs, gone!

Hiccup: What is going on here?

Snotlout: A bunch of stuff got stolen from the village last night.

Astrid: And some of us are taking it pretty hard.

Tuffnut: [Crying] Macey, MACEY, Oh golly she's gone. NOOOOOO!!!!

[Tuffnut points at Ruffnut]

Tuffnut: You, you were always jealous of her. You knew I loved her more because I told you every so  often and I wrote it in your room on the wall!

Stoick: We have quite a situation on our hands, axes, shields, helmets, drinking goblets, all stolen.

Hiccup: Axes, shields, helmets, drinking goblets. What do all these things have in common?

Snotlout: Obviously, duh, they're all gone.

Hiccup: No, they're metal, everything that's missing is metal.

Astrid: Hiccup, everything we own is metal.

Hiccup: It's a theory, work with me.

Tuffnut: I miss the little spikes around your head... [Cries]

Stoick: Whatever's going on, I need to find who is responsible before this panic gets any worse.

Gobber: Bucket and Mulch are slapping each other with sturgeons.

Stoick: What happened to their bludgeons?

Gobber: Stolen, It's the sturgeon

Stoick: In someways It's probably better.

Hiccup: Uh Dad, what do you say you take care of this sturgeon slapping while Astrid and I do a  little investigating.

Astrid: Investigating? What exactly are you planning, Hiccup?

Hiccup: To return to the scenes of crime and see if we can find out something about this metal theif.

Tuffnut: [Cries] I miss her! [continues to cry] She had such a weird voice!

Hiccup: Gobber, can you remember who has been here the last couple of days?

Gobber: Hmm, hard to say. Business has been booming. There's only 41 shopping days left till Snoggletog, you know. Don't wait until the last minute.

Hiccup: No footprints...

Gobber: This metal thief won't get the best of me, I've set booby traps that are guaranteed to nab it.

Astrid: What's the matter?

Gobber: It would appear that I've trapped myself in my own booby, No one... move... a muscle...

Tuffnut: This is where Macey was before her disappearance, quote, unquote.

Ruffnut: I didn't take your stupid mace!

Tuffnut: It was her favorite spot. She just loved watching the sunset, or this wall, depending on which side I left her on.

Astrid: This is weird.

Hiccup: Yeah, even for the twins.

Ruffnut: Hey, leave me out of this one!

Hiccup: Strange, no forced entry, not a single footprint...

Astrid: And no eye witnesses... 

Ruffnut: Huh, and you call yourselves detectives?

Hiccup: Uh, first of all, no, we don't call ourselves detectives, and second, what's so obvious?

Ruffnut: What you're looking for, is not just a metal thief, It's a ghost metal thief. Uh huh!

Hiccup: Well, that was helpful, as usual.

Astrid: It's getting late. We'll start again in the morning.

Hiccup: Uhh, huh? Toothless, Toothless, what the, TOOTHLESS!!!

Hiccup: Are they... Smokebreaths?

Hiccup: Hey, you get your hands off that! Well, bud, It looks like we found our thief.

Fishlegs: The thief hit you guys too, huh?

Snotlout: I feel naked without my helmet.

Tuffnut: Me too. But I made a sketch of the thief. It came to me in a dream, see, my self conscience is working overtime. Like a sports team that just can't win.

Astrid: Um, Tuffnut, that's you.

Tuffnut: No it's not.

Fishlegs: Yes it is.

Tuffnut: No, it isn't. I think I'd know myself if I... Hmm... wrong picture.

Hiccup:


Previous:
The Eel Effect (transcript)
Transcripts Next:
Bing! Bam! Boom! (transcript)

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.