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Snotlout: Coming in hot! Haha, that's right! Get some, Dragon Hunters, get some!
Snotlout, Snotlout, oi, oi, oi!
(He lands at Ruff's and Tuff's feet)
Tuff: The judge from Berserker Island gave you a 6.
Hiccup: Uh, nice effort, Snotlout! We all need to stay sharp, especially with those Dragon Hunters on the loose.
Astrid, you're up!
Spitelout: You really should loosen your grip there, boi-oh. It maximizes the bone shattering potential.
Hiccup: Spitelout! Eh, what a... what a pleasant surprise.
Spitelout: Eh, dull.
Snotlout: Haha, yeah, I was just telling them that, dad. Hey, did you see that.....
Spitelout: I come with news from Berk. There's to be a union tomorrow between two proud houses; our family, House Jorgensen, and...
Astrid: What kind of mutton head would marry into the Jorgensen's?
Spitelout:...Astrid's family, House Hofferson!
Astrid: ..Wait, did he just say... House Hofferson??
Fishlegs: That is unprecedented. There has never been a union between these two families! Hoffersons have always disliked Jorgensens, and..
Astrid: Jorgensens have always irritated Hoffersons. ..Wait, this means Snotlout's gonna be... family??
Snotlout: What's the problem, cuz? This is just going to bring us closer!
(Astrid elbows Snotlout)
Spitelout: Welcome to the family, lass. Now, onto business!
(Spitelout unwraps an axe)
Snotlout: Woah! The Jorgensen family ceremonial axe! There's never been a union without it!
Spitelout: Aye, and as you know, it will need to be present tomorrow at Berk's secret matrimonial site; the Isle of Frigga; to chop down the ceremonial birch for this union to be official, so you, Snotlout, will be delivering it!
Hiccup: That's quite an honor, Snotlout!
Snotlout: This privilege is only given to the bravest and most veril member of the Jorgensen clan. And you guys are looking at him!
Boom, baby!! Whooo!!
Spitelout: I would have done it myself if I want already responsible for procuring the beasts for the union's ceremonial 400 bore feast.
Snotlout: But I'm the family's natural second choice for the job.
Spitelout: Of course Hedgelout isn't available. He's still missing at sea...
Snotlout: Third choice. That's still good. Right?
Spitelout: Ah, and then there was Griplout..
Hiccup: Are you talking about the Jorgensen that lost both his arms in that freak mutton accident?
Spitelout: Aye, he just couldn't get a good enough hold on the axe with his teeth.
Remember, a lot is riding on this, boi-oh. No axe, no wedding. No wedding, well, hopefully you're smart enough to at least figure that out.
Well, I have to be in my way. Bores don't grow on trees, you know.
Astrid: Thank Thor I don't have to go to that ridiculous..
Spitelout: Oh, lass, your folks are expecting you to represent your family at the ceremony. So better get a move on!
(Astrid growls, Hiccup laughs)
Sputelout: You too, Hiccup!
Hiccup: What? Me?!
Spitelout: Aye, Stoick's orders. You're representing the Haddocks!
Hiccup: Yeah, tell me about it.
Spitelout: See you at the ceremony! Onward, dragon! Spitelout, Spitelout, oi, oi, oi!
Snotlout: Don't worry, dad! I got this!
(Astrid, Hiccup, and Toothless glare at Snotlout)
Snotlout: What are you all looking at? I can do this!
(Snotlout accidentally flings the axe to the other side of the arena)
Fishlegs: Don't you just love union ceremonies?
Tuff: Don't know, never been to one.
Fishlegs: What? Really?
Tuff: Yeah, we Thorstons aren't really the marrying kind. We're more of the mutton kind.
Fishlegs: Well, as luck would have it, I'm somewhat of a authority on Viking union ceremonies. What d'ya say you both meet me at my hut later and I will teach you every thing you need to know.
Tuff: Great! Because we know very little about most things.
(Scene cuts to Snotlout, Hiccup, Astrid, and their dragons flying over the clouds)
Snotlout: Last one picked. He could have had more faith in me than that.
(Hiccup and Astrid glare at him)
What? What did I ever do?
Astrid: Well, there was the time you brought all those Changewing eggs, and nearly destroyed the village.
Snotlout: Fishlegs' fault.
Astrid: There was the time you released the Skrill from its ice block..
Hiccup: ..And nearly destroyed the village!
Snotlout: Twins' fault.
Hiccup: What about flying is into a waterspout and crash landing us on Outcast Island, that was terrific.
Snotlout: Act of Thor.
Astrid: Act of Snotlout!
Snotlout: All I know is when I ride in with this axe, I'm gonna shove it in all their Jorgensen faces. Wooo! (Impersonating Spitelout) No axe, no wedding, boi-o..
(Snotlout drops the axe)
Oh oh oh Aaaaahh!
Hiccup: Toothless! Power dive!
(The other dragons dive with him)
Snotlout: I don't see it!
(they come out of the clouds and see an island)
It's gotta be down there! We have to go and get it back!
Astrid: It could be anywhere! That island isn't exactly tiny, if it even landed there and not in the ocean.
Snotlout: We're finding that axe. We have 'till sundown.
(Scene cuts to Hiccup, Astrid and Snotlout hacking their way through thick brush)
Astrid: Ack, hey, is it too late to call Griplout?
Snotlout: Hoho, that's funny! Keep it up, Astrid! Keep it up!
(Sees the axe above a hedge)
Haha, there it is! See? I'll just grab it and we can get back in the air. Problem solved!
(the dragons all growl nervously)
Hiccup: What is it, Bud?
Astrid: What's gotten into them?
Snotlout: And it's in one piece? This could have gone way worse. (Tries to pull it out) It's really stuck in there. (The earth trembles) Huh..
(Snotlout is thrown to the ground, and a dragon appears, the axe securely attached to its back)
Snotlout: Oh no... Ok, now it's way worse!
(The dragon roars)
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