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This is the list of memorable quotes of Stoick the Vast in Riders and Defenders of Berk. Feel free to add in more relavant and significant quotes.

Dragons: Riders of Berk

How to Start a Dragon Academy

Viking for Hire

"Is that another crack about my weight?"
"I tried to fit a square peg into a round hole, and it sunk a ship, and named a baby girl 'Magnus'. I'm not saying she didn't look like a Magnus, but try telling that to her parents!"
"A bad day for a dragon can be a disaster for us."
"Here's where you jump in and say 'I'll fix this'."

Animal House

The Terrible Twos

"No, no, no! He's not staying here. I've got a one-dragon limit!"

In Dragons We Trust

"A dragon and a huge, obnoxious boy crashed through his roof . . . twice!"
"Starting tonight, every night, I want all the dragons put in the Academy under lock and key."
"These dragons have done too much damage. It's not longer safe to have them on Berk. I want them gone."
"By the end of the day tomorrow, there will be no more dragons on Berk!"

Alvin and the Outcasts

"And what are we going to do when we find Alvin? Bake him a cake?!"
"For the love of Thor, Fishlegs! I could have killed you!"

How to Pick Your Dragon

"As the chief of Berk, I do things the Viking way. Not the dragon way."
"I need to learn to fly. When do we start the lessons?"
"Right now, my lunch is taking the scenic route into my throat."
"Some genius has been yak tipping again."
"Alright, you've given me the honey, now just give me the hatchet."
"But I'm looking for a dragon. Not a mother."
"I haven't seen anything that can hold a candle to a Night Fury."
"This is the one, Hiccup! I've found my dragon!"
"Well, your friends sure are an odd bunch, but they sure know what they're doing on those dragons."
"Looks like it's just you and me, big fella."
"Aww look at us! We're bonded!"

Portrait of Hiccup as a Buff Young Man

"I'll never understand how you do that. What does an hour ago smell like, Gobber?"
"Hiccup got further in one afternoon than we got in a month."
"To a father it is."

Dragon Flower

"Never fly on a stomach full of under-cooked mutton. The Shivering Shores will never be the same."
"I spent my whole life trying to kill them. Now look at me."
"Grab the bucket or I'll throw you over board myself!"

Heather Report, Part 1


"Okay, then! I'll let you get back to whatever it is, um, you two do. Yeah."
"That's my boy!"

When Lightning Strikes

"These dragons are not the beasts we once thought they were. They're part of us now!"
"If you want to get to that dragon, you'll have to go through us!"

What Flies Beneath


Defiant One

Breakneck Bog

"Ah, Hiccup, it would make your mother very, very happy to finally hear that."

Gem of a Different Color

We Are Family, Part 1

We Are Family, Part 2

"Now, where's my boy and his dragon?!"

Dragons: Defenders of Berk

Live and Let Fly

"Hiccup! What did I tell you about sneaking up on me while I'm asleep?!"

Tunnel Vision

Fright of Passage

Zippleback Down

A View to a Skrill, Part 1

The Flight Stuff


A Tale of Two Dragons

The Eel Effect

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Bing! Bam! Boom!

Cast Out, Part 1

Cast Out, Part 2