Written below is a transcript of the Dragons: Riders of Berk television show episode The Terrible Twos.
Transcript
Hiccup
Follow me! Low-level evasive maneuvers! Come on, bud!
Hiccup (v.o.)
When you're riding a dragon, communication is key. You almost have to read each other's minds. Or else.
Snotlout
Hey! What are you doing?! Are you trying to kill me?! We gotta go back! I think you missed a branch!
Snotlout
Got it!
Hiccup (v.o.)
And you have to have an open mind, because sometimes, your dragon knows better than you.
Astrid
Stormfly, up!
Astrid
You were right, Stormfly. It was down. I almost died.
Snotlout
Almost died? I would've died!
Astrid
That's a good look for you.
Hiccup
Has anyone seen Fishlegs?
Ruffnut
I saw him yesterday. Does that count?
Hiccup
Oh, there you are, Fishlegs. Are you okay?
Fishlegs
I'm fine. Just hanging out. It's not like I crashed or anything. Okay, I crashed. There, I said it.
Hiccup
Oops.
Fishlegs
And there goes my dignity.
Hiccup
Yeah, you're pretty stuck. I think I know how to get you down, but you have to stay perfectly still.
Fishlegs
Why? What are you going to do?
Hiccup
Careful, bud, he's not wearing any pants.
Fishlegs
Huh? Wait a second, what does my lack of pants have to do-- OH! Thank you. Um, I believe those are mine.
Hiccup
Now, what are we going to do about Meat... Lug?
Fishlegs
Can you not tell the others Meatlug broke the trees? She's sensitive about her weight.
Hiccup
How did this happen?
Fishlegs
I don't know! I was just flying along, taking notes on the flora and fauna... typical guy stuff. And something weird jumped out of the bushes. It was like a... flaming squirrel.
Hiccup
Really? A flaming squirrel?
Fishlegs
Or a chipmunk. Or some other flammable rodent. I don't know Hiccup, it scared us. Isn't that enough for you?
Hiccup
Did you hear that? A flaming squirrel. Everyone know there's no such thing as a-- FLAMING SQUIRREL! Whoa! You saw that, right?
Hiccup
Hey, little guy. Who are you?
Hiccup
Whoa, settle down, big fella! I've never seen anything like him.
Hiccup
You're not helping. You know, I think we may have discovered a new species here! Whoa, hey, Toothless! What has gotten into you? Looks like he's hurt! Don't be afraid, I'm a friend. Here. It's okay. It's just a little Dragon Nip.
Hiccup
Come on, play nice. AHH! Little dragon, big claws! Come on, let's go. We'll fix you right up.
Fishlegs
This is so exciting! It's a whole new species!
Tuffnut
Doesn't look like a flaming squirrel to me.
Fishlegs
We have no idea what it's capable of! There's no telling what it might do.
Tuffnut
Flame! Do it!
Tuffnut
AH! Get it off, get it off, get it off!
Tuffnut
Oh, that is funny.
Hiccup
Come on, you guys, this is serious! We have to figure out what to do with him. He's hurt!
Tuffnut
He's hurt?
Hiccup
He's just really scared. He'll settle down.
Fishlegs
Um, new species, remember? We actually don't know what he'll do.
Astrid
Well, somebody's got to take him home.
Hiccup
Well, big guy, here's your somebody.
Stoick
No, no, no! He's not staying here. I've got a one-dragon limit!
Hiccup
Oh, come on! He's not a very big dragon! Think of him more like... a flaming squirrel.
Stoick
Don't want one of those either. Toothless, what are you waiting for?
Stoick
Ah, looks like you torched. Oh, that's his name, by the way. Torch.
Hiccup
So, he can stay?
Stoick
Well, can't throw him out now! I just named him!
Hiccup
Okay, a hundred for you, and one for you. There you go, boys, your first supper together.
Hiccup
Whoa, Toothless! You're sure hungry tonight, aren't you, bud?
Hiccup
Okay, Torch. This is where you're gonna sleep.
Hiccup
Aw, look at that. He's made himself at home. Toothless, you don't mind sharing your bed for the night, do you?
Hiccup
Hope he sleeps through the night. He hardly ate.
Hiccup
And you? Go to sleep.
Hiccup
Alright, Torch. Let's figure out what you are.
Fishlegs
Oh! This is so exciting! Documenting a whole new species... learning all about it!
Tuffnut
Wait, learning?
Ruffnut
No thanks.
Hiccup
There's nothing in the Book of Dragons that looks anything like him.
Fishlegs
We even get to determine what it's called. Heh. That is... that is a really big responsibility. I don't know if I'm ready for that.
Snotlout
I am! I'm gonna name the snot out of it!
Astrid
Twenty inches for the wings.
Hiccup
That's a big wingspan.
Snotlout
Big Wing! Big Span! Big-Wing-Span!
Fishlegs
May I have the honor of administering the claw-test?
Fishlegs
Look at these talons... They're razor-like.
Snotlout
Sharp-Claw! Razor-Feet! Razor-Sharp-Claw-Talon-Feet!
Tuffnut
Hold on. Is he serious?
Fishlegs
You know what's next, don't you?
Hiccup
No. Not really.
Fishlegs
Only the single most important test to determine a dragon's reaction to eels... The Eel-Reaction-Test!
Fishlegs
He ate it! He ate the eel!
Snotlout
Eel Eater! Come on, that's perfect.
Hiccup
Fishlegs, has there ever been a Dragon who wasn't afraid of--
Fishlegs
Never in recorded history. We're in uncharted waters, my friend.
Hiccup
You hear that, Torch? You're one of a kind.
Fishlegs
Now we need to get him to fly.
Hiccup
Maybe if Torch saw Toothless fly?
Hiccup
Toothless! Let's take a ride, bud!
Hiccup
Toothless!
Snotlout
Ha, ha, ha! So much for the dragon trainer. We've got this!
Snotlout
Watch and learn!
Snotlout
HOOOOKFANG!br />Snotlout
Okay, your turn. Don't think you have to live up to that.
Ruffnut
What's he doing?
Astrid
I think something's wrong.
Tuffnut
Aw man, we broke him!
Hiccup
Maybe he can't fly.
Hiccup
You... are one incredible little dragon!
Ruffnut
Whoa... Look at that burn mark!
Tuffnut
Look at this burn mark.
Fishlegs
Did you see how he flew? He spun like... like a typhoon!
Astrid
And he came back just like a boomerang!
Snotlout
Hot-Spinner! Flaming-Combacker!
Fishlegs
No... Typhoomerang.
Snotlout
Typhoomerang...? Nah, I don't get it.
Hiccup
Okay, Torch. Hold still.
Hiccup
I'm trying to draw you. You're getting your own chapter.
Hiccup
Gerr... Rarr, rarr! Rarr!
Hiccup
Toothless! Look what you did!
Hiccup
And now I've got to get more charcoal. Toothless, you behave yourself while I'm gone.
Hiccup
Hey, it's okay, big guy. I'll be right back.
Hiccup
Toothless!
Hiccup
Wh-what is going on here? Toothless, why did you do this? What is wrong with you?
Hiccup
Toothless! Wait!
Hiccup
It's okay, big guy. He's starting to worry me too.
Hiccup
It's weird. It's like, Toothless is jealous. Which is great. So... my first girlfriend is a dragon.
Gobber
Another thing we have in common. Something must be going on under the surface. Dragons are complex creatures, Hiccup. They operate on many emotional levels. Me? I've only got the one.
Hiccup
Whoa! Okay, Toothless!
Hiccup
You see? This is what I've been talking about.
Hiccup
Toothless, settle down!
Hiccup
Gobber! Grab him!
Gobber
You want to dance, big boy? 'Cause I've got my dancing shoe on!
Gobber
Gotcha! Whoa!
Gobber
My panpipes!
Gobber
Now I can get the band back together!
Hiccup
Toothless! BACK! DOWN!
Hiccup
Not. Helping.
Gobber
Sorry.
Hiccup
I don't know what's gotten into you, but I don't like it.
Gobber
What?
Hiccup
Whoa! WHOA!
Hiccup
Toothless! The cove... is this way! Where are you going? No! You're going to the cove!
Hiccup
Okay. You've gotta stay here. I never thought bringing Torch home would lead to this. I've gotta separate you two until I can figure this out.
Hiccup
Toothless... This is serious. You've got to stay here.
Hiccup
Okay. A crazy, out-of-control dragon, blocking my way out.
Hiccup
Or not!
Astrid
You did the right thing with Toothless.
Astrid
He'll snap out of it.
Snotlout
Ya, but what if he doesn't. Then you won't have a dragon to ride, and if you don't have a Dragon to ride then you can't be the leader of the Dragon Academy! HA!
Astrid
Yeah, then I'd take over. Do you really want that?
Tuffnut
You guys would not believe what we just saw.
Snotlout
Excuse me, we're having a power struggle.
Hiccup
We're not having a power struggle.
Tuffnut
The whole forest; ultimate destruction.
Ruffnut
It was beautiful. The whole thing was torched.
Hiccup
Torched? Show me.
Ruffnut
Like we said; ultimate destruction.
Hiccup
We've seen that burn mark before.
Astrid
Not this big.
Fishlegs
You know what this means. Big burn mark--
Hiccup
Big Typhoomerang.
Tuffnut
He looks really mad.
Hiccup
Uh, it's not a he, it's a she. That's Torch's mother.
Astrid
Torch is a baby.
Hiccup
That's what Toothless was trying to tell me.
Fishlegs
Whoever gets between that mother and this baby is gonna get fried!
Tuffnut
You take it!
Ruffnut
I don't want it!
Snotlout
Just leave it, and let's get out of here.
Hiccup
Uh-oh.
Hiccup
Now, uh, go home to your Mama.
Hiccup
RUN!
Hiccup
You guys go that way, I'll lead her back into the forest away from the village.
Astrid
Hiccup!
Hiccup
Oh, please stop following me!
Hiccup
TOOTHLESS!
Hiccup
Thanks, bud. I'm so sorry. I should have listened to you.
Hiccup
Toothless, evasive maneuvers.
Hiccup
Oh, why won't she stop?
Hiccup
What the--? Torch? What are you doing? You need to be with your mother!
Hiccup
Toothless we have to try something else. We'll use her size against her. Toothless, up!
Hiccup
Now! Dive!
Hiccup
I hope she's okay.
Hiccup
Good job, bud. Everybody's back where they belong.
Hiccup
Goodbye, Torch.
Hiccup
Let's go home, Toothless.
Gobber
Ah. I wrote this just for the occasion.
Hiccup
I should have known you were just trying to protect me. That's what you do.
Hiccup
And then you do that.
Hiccup (v.o.)
Communication between dragon and rider goes both ways. Not only must the Dragon follow the Rider's lead, but the Rider must listen to the dragon as well. Because sometimes, what the dragon is trying to say is what you really need to hear.