The Zippleback Experience (transcript)
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Hiccup: Alright guys, Let's drop the foundation right about .... here. That should work. Perfect location.

Fishlegs: I, for one, couldn't be happier that we're finally-

Snotlout: Setting up the new watch tower. We know. We've been hearing about it for the past, oh, I don't know, week, month... What comes next?

Hiccup: Guys, look, this is important. We've been seeing ships of the northern coast that have absolutely no reason to be there. Now with this, [guestures to the foundation of the watch tower] we can send up an early warning signal if they come into our waters.

Snotlout: If you're talking about Dagur and Ryker, and that's who I assume we're talking about-

Hiccup: Actually I wasn't referring to-

Snotlout: How about this? Whoever's out there that shouldn't be out there, let's just get on these very effective fire-breathing war machines and go off and blast them into oblivion.

Hiccup: Because that's not who we are! Since when do we go blasting people into oblivion?

Snotlout: Don't worry Hookster. He doesn't speak for us.

Ruffnut: Woo-hoo!

Snotlout: Or them. Definitely not for them.

Ruffnut: Here we gooo!

Tuffnut: Oh I love to cut through the fresh powder. Don't you sis?!

Ruffnut: Yeah! Just like a warm knife through yak butter! Woo-hoo!

Tuffnut: Blast! Blast! [explosion] Yeah! Yeah! Again. [another explosion] Zippleback baby!

Astrid: Those two muttonheads better not bring all that snow up there down on us.

Hiccup: It's not the snow I'm worried about. [the explosions caused an avalanche] It's the ice!

[Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout and Fishlegs take off]

[The twins lose control of Barf and Belch and fall head first in the snow]

Ruffnut: That hurt.

[Stormfly gets Tuff and Meatlug gets Ruff]

Ruffnut: Barf!

Tuffnut: Belch!

Hiccup: Come on, bud.

[Barf and Belch fall off the cliff but Hiccup and Toothless catch them]

[Barf and belch lick Hiccup]

Hiccup: Okay, okay. I-I get it, yo-you're welcome.

Astrid: Uh, Hiccup! I wouldn't do that if I were-

Hiccup: What?

Astrid: You.

Hiccup: Oh. Right.

[Barf and Belch pick Hiccup from the ground by his arm]

Hiccup: Oh. Uh. Can you put me down, guys? Oh-Ah, And it's for moment like these that I always carry a spare.

[Hiccup picks a spare leg and replace the broken leg with it]

Tuffnut: So! If that's all you need from us, then we'll just be going back to......

Hiccup: Toothless. [Toothless shot a plasma blast at them]

Tuffnut: Hey! Your dragon just shot at us.

Hiccup: Yes, I know. I told him to.

Tuffnut: Not cool, T. Not cool at all.

Hiccup: Anyway! Since you two seem so eager to spend some time away from the group, you get to pull the first two shifts of patrol duty.

Ruffnut: He's really become a tyrant.

Tuffnut: Power will do that to you.

Hiccup: Ugh, this leg needs to be filed down.

[Opens door to hut, and yelps as he gets buried in fish]

Hiccup: Oh, for the love of Thor! Who did this?! Wait a minute, why am I even asking? Ruff, Tuff! Oh, I got another shift with your names on it! [Toothless eats one of the fish] Really? You're eating the evidence?

Hiccup: All right, where are they? You would just look for a fire or any other catastrophe close by. . . [Hiccup notices something fly past behind them, and turns to look, not seeing anything. He looks forward to see Barf & Belch barreling towards them. They snatch him off of Toothless, leaving him to fall.]

Hiccup: No! Belch! No, no, no, no! You drop me! You drop me right now! [Belch drops him, letting him fall after Toothless]


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